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12-4 regular season, AFC North division champions, I get my balls tattooed orange and brown and laminated week seven or eight. Baker throws for almost 5,000 yards and impregnates two women, and that is a testament to his own restraint. Myles Garrett breaks the team sack record for the regular season in week 14 and tames wild alligators in his spare time. Don't laugh or dismiss me, I woke up one morning and read that Omar Vizquel developed his hand quickness by catching live anacondas in Central America. Oh, then we lose in the AFC Championship because of a blown call. The NFL will wait fifteen minutes reviewing it and still get it wrong. Boom, end of season.