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The way @The Oi posts, I like to think of him having a career arc similar to Lazlo / Rico. Genius at the start, totally burns out, ends up living in a van thinking of what could have been. But strangely charming.

Then ultimately ending up as Dr. Roberts, ripping apart people's psyches and reassembling them.

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The way @The Oi posts, I like to think of him having a career arc similar to Lazlo / Rico. Genius at the start, totally burns out, ends up living in a van thinking of what could have been. But strangely charming.
Opposite. I was a slow starter. Found groove later in life.
 
Then ultimately ending up as Dr. Roberts, ripping apart people's psyches and reassembling them.

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Who is this guy? This assessment actually has potential?
 
Hoping if you keep posting my videos we can get some traction using this board.

Ok, I am in the middle of preparing a letter to fax to Glenn Cook — Browns VP, Player Personnel. I need your help, so please answer the questions below:

As a mid to late 30’s, significantly below average athlete —

Highest level of football played?

Hand and thigh measurements?

What size underwear?

I am looking to move quickly in this, so your immediate attention is greatly appreciated.
 
Ok, I am in the middle of preparing a letter to fax to Glenn Cook — Browns VP, Player Personnel. I need your help, so please answer the questions below:

As a mid to late 30’s, significantly below average athlete —late, I’d say average for my age, well above for my area.

Highest level of football played? Flag, age 10. Noteworthy: I scored three consecutive touchdowns on sweeps before the Bears overloaded that side of the field and we failed to adjust. I also intercepted two balls that game. My other games that year were unmemorable.

Hand and thigh measurements? Hand- 9”, thigh- insignificant, not worth measuring.

What size underwear? 34-36”

I am looking to move quickly in this, so your immediate attention is greatly appreciated.
You failed to ask so I feel we should mention that I’m 5’9 185. There are NFL players that are these measurements right now.

I’m pretty sure I could run a 13 second or so 100m. This is definitely out of the ordinary, but again the moxie. Intelligence too, we should sell. I’m a proven leader.

Also, I was a three sport athlete in HS. I played basketball, tennis and baseball. I played club basketball, dodgeball and beer soccer in college. I am currently coaching youth basketball. 0-1 but the kids are really taking to the game. Should be a great year.

Let me know what he has to say.

Resume here is strong. Leadership. Moxie. Creativity. Let’s take focus off of experience and athleticism.
 
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Montana is seriously one of the most amazing places on Earth. Don’t blame them.
 
You failed to ask so I feel we should mention that I’m 5’9 185. There are NFL players that are these measurements right now.

I’m pretty sure I could run a 13 second or so 100m. This is definitely out of the ordinary, but again the moxie. Intelligence too, we should sell. I’m a proven leader.

Also, I was a three sport athlete in HS. I played basketball, tennis and baseball. I played club basketball, dodgeball and beer soccer in college. I am currently coaching youth basketball. 0-1 but the kids are really taking to the game. Should be a great year.

Let me know what he has to say.

Resume here is strong. Leadership. Moxie. Creativity. Let’s take focus off of experience and athleticism.

Blah, blah, blah…

This is great and all, but i don’t see any thigh measurements?

Glenn Cook is gonna want those thigh measurements.

@sportscoach
 
Blah, blah, blah…

This is great and all, but i don’t see any thigh measurements?

Glenn Cook is gonna want those thigh measurements.

@sportscoach
27”

Chest is 54”

Arms 18.5”

Nothing special on any of these. Just noting.
 

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