Cleveland Browns 2022 off-season thread

[Lee]

58: "... okay"
94: "yeaaaaaa...?"
97: "YIPPEEEE!"

Damn it, dad joke competition.

 

[prf100]

Damn it, dad joke competition.

Ah yes, the rare competition where whoever wins actually loses

 

[Lee]

Ah yes, the rare competition where whoever wins actually loses

No, its the rest of the forum that loses.


Boom, thats how you dad joke you armature.

 

[The Oi]

My 7 yo son has new dad jokes every day when he comes home from school. I guess it’s “cool” now. He even creates them on his own which really gives him social currency at school.

Who knew. Horrible.

 

[prf100]

My 7 yo son has new dad jokes every day when he comes home from school. I guess it’s “cool” now. He even creates them on his own which really gives him social currency at school.

Who knew. Horrible.

KIDS RUIN EVERYTHING.

 

[prf100]

No, its the rest of the forum that loses.


Boom, thats how you dad joke you armature.

You’re the one with the motormouth

 

[JDailey23]

My 7 yo son has new dad jokes every day when he comes home from school. I guess it’s “cool” now. He even creates them on his own which really gives him social currency at school.

Who knew. Horrible.

My wife sent me to the store today to pickup 6 cans of sprite. When I got home, I realized i picked 7up.

 

[Lee]

My wife sent me to the store today to pickup 6 cans of sprite. When I got home, I realized i picked 7up.

Reminds me of the old challanger jokes.

Why does NASA drink Sprite? Because they cant get 7-up.

 

[The Oi]

Since we’re doing math…

Anyone hear why Michael Jackson went shopping at Wal-Mart way back in like 1994?

 

[PIP]

You think Michael Jackson ever got a nose bleed ?

I know he struggled with facial hair… No correlation, just an observation…

 

[CBBI]

 

[chrisrich91]

A little rich, but I like it.

Njoku has every reason to break out this year. Just turns 26 in July. The WR room has some unproven guys, so he'll be counted on heavily as a pass catcher. And considering the last couple years Watson played he had Darren Fells looking like a HoFer, Njoku should absolutely feast.

Wouldn't be overly surprised at double digit TDs.

EDIT: Upon further review, it's very tough to get 10 receiving TDs...let me change my phrasing to "he has the potential to break double digit TDs in a season". (Travis Kelce, Hunter Henry, Mark Andrews, and Dawson Knox tied for the most receiving TDs by a TE last season with 9)

 

[FrontPageNews]

That’s way too much. Not much of a blocker. Average at best hands. Makes some good athletic catches but it’s not like he has gronk hands.

 

[MirORich]

That’s way too much. Not much of a blocker. Average at best hands. Makes some good athletic catches but it’s not like he has gronk hands.

Gronk is an all time HOF player.

No need to compare him to gronk.

His blocking has improved a lot since the first impression years.

I’m excited to continue to keep players, especially homegrown ones and build on top of an actual foundation instead of just essentially starting from scratch every 2-3 years, never have continuity or long term foundation, and consistently win 2-6 games like we did for most of the past 23 years.

 

[PIP]

Nothing gets by Brad