Let me first start out by saying LeBron James is FIRE SAUCE !!!
I have been in his corner since forever and essentially adore everything about his being... There’s nothing remotely NOT TO LIKE about LeBron James in any facet of life... The NBA will be a far more enjoyable place with him continued to be plastered everywhere....
I love his game !! This big dick Diet Dr. Pepper, fucktard of awesomeness is one of the best things I’ve seen happen to the NBA since the 3pt line
His beard ? Absolute lobster butter !!
His extremely misaligned/crooked/crowded books on the shelves for kids he's putting through college is amazing... Who loves the kids more than Bron ?
His horrendousness ratings in the 2012 NBA FINALS on NBA2k? DEVASTATING...Wouldn't hold it against him...
His inability to let us down in big moments ? Extra Guac (no charge)
His MVPs --- chefs kiss..
I think we all agree that we love LeBron and wish nothing but the absolute best for him for the rest of his life— but let’s not forget just how disgustingly annoying everything about non LeBron James players are...
Love ya, King!
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