Deshaun Watson Soap Opera

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Lee

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Only 56% of masseuses are sexually assaulted by Watson. Could be worse.

So his sexual assault of masseuses' completion percentage is 56%?

Man, thats Brandon Weeden bad right there.
 

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Do you think they’ll make a musical about Deshaun Watson’s asshole? @Deezus

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Purely anecdotal but either this guy loves getting a new masseuse every fucking other day or this is the textbook definition of predatory behavior. Or both I guess.
 

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Purely anecdotal but either this guy loves getting a new masseuse every fucking other day or this is the textbook definition of predatory behavior. Or both I guess.
Anecdotal huh?

Anecdotal would suggest you have a story of your own to tell.

Spill the tea, booty bleacher.

@Deezus
 

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I still think there is a 100% chance he plays NFL football again.

Maybe not in 2021, but if Michael Vick can come back...
 

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Can the thread title be changed from DeShaun Watson Soap Opera to DeShaun Watson Sexual Assault Saga? it's pretty obvious by now this isn't a jilted masseuse or three but a repeated serial issue.
 

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I was pondering the possibility that Watson may have wanted out of Houston for reasons other than the Texans disaster.
 

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Are any of these allegations criminal? Or are we witnessing a perv get called out on his pervyness trying to get his bhole oiled?
 

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Are any of these allegations criminal? Or are we witnessing a perv get called out on his pervyness trying to get his bhole oiled?
I'm not going to pretend to be a lawyer on these topics.

I also don't need something to be convicted of criminality to be amoral.
 

MattyFos.

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I'm not going to pretend to be a lawyer on these topics.

I also don't need something to be convicted of criminality to be amoral.
I'm just glad I'm not the decision maker who decides whether or not he plays football. Seems like a shitty place to be and will be a lose lose regardless of their decision.
 

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I guess offering money to a masseuse for a sexual act would be soliciting. Whether you agree with the law or not that would be illegal.
 

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