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Dylan “Breaking” Windler is a Laker. How much help does LeBron need!?

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Which of Dylan Windler's Organs are most Desirable for Harvesting?

  • Lungs (because he is great at cheering while in street clothes)

    Votes: 1 2.3%
  • Liver (Ricky Rubio could use a new one)

    Votes: 4 9.3%
  • Kidneys (of no immediate use, but useful for cash considerations)

    Votes: 1 2.3%
  • Heart (in excellent shape from so much sideline cardio)

    Votes: 2 4.7%
  • Uterus

    Votes: 6 14.0%
  • Ovaries

    Votes: 12 27.9%
  • Eyes (useful for changing eye color without contact lenses)

    Votes: 1 2.3%
  • Foreskin (for circumcision reversal)

    Votes: 7 16.3%
  • Face (a sop for the Faceless Men)

    Votes: 1 2.3%
  • Whatever Jim Chones would like

    Votes: 16 37.2%

  • Total voters
    43
This is incredible. What happened to that ankle?
 
This is incredible. What happened to that ankle?
The biggest problem is if he's going to be in a walking boot for 3 weeks my December prediction for his first made 3 is in big time jeopardy.
 
He’s probably gonna have to be on a liquid diet…
 
His wife makes Kurt Warner’s wife look 25

Cute. That was a picture of his mother.

Windler has a long time girlfriend, Lauren Rau.

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Cheerleader looks but also a 5'5" Guard that would smoke 99% of the forum reader in a one on one game.

 
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I wish we'd just cut this guy because I'm genuinely sick of even seeing his name pop up on injury reports / articles / the forum. Dude is a walking piece of glass.
 
We are going to find out in a few years he has a rare connective tissue disorder that starts at the age of 22. Never seen someone so bit by non-recurring injuries.
 
Cute. That was a picture of his mother.

Windler has a long time girlfriend, Lauren Rau.

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Cheerleader looks but also a 5'5" Guard that would smoke 99% of the forum reader in a one on one game.

I think they got married
 
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone but Dylan Windler…I hope he’s eating Chinese for dinner.

 
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Dude was getting praised how hard he worked in the summer plays in training camp injured Lmaoo dudes a bum
 
I mean it’s not his fault he was born with a brittle ass body. He could very well be working hard and he just unfortunately can’t stop dealing with injuries. You guys are being unnecessarily hostile about it.
 

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