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Dylan “Breaking” Windler is a Laker. How much help does LeBron need!?

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Which of Dylan Windler's Organs are most Desirable for Harvesting?

  • Lungs (because he is great at cheering while in street clothes)

    Votes: 1 2.3%
  • Liver (Ricky Rubio could use a new one)

    Votes: 4 9.3%
  • Kidneys (of no immediate use, but useful for cash considerations)

    Votes: 1 2.3%
  • Heart (in excellent shape from so much sideline cardio)

    Votes: 2 4.7%
  • Uterus

    Votes: 6 14.0%
  • Ovaries

    Votes: 12 27.9%
  • Eyes (useful for changing eye color without contact lenses)

    Votes: 1 2.3%
  • Foreskin (for circumcision reversal)

    Votes: 7 16.3%
  • Face (a sop for the Faceless Men)

    Votes: 1 2.3%
  • Whatever Jim Chones would like

    Votes: 16 37.2%

  • Total voters
    43
Hope you’re having a below average day, Dylan!
 
He's a heck of a rebounder for his position. Last year he made nine 3's in a row before they had to shut him down with a leg injury. If he could develop a one-footed floater in the lane and a more consistent 3 he could be an asset off the bench.

The intangibles I think that he does every single night, he makes your team better. All the little things that coaches preach and beg for guys to do, he does them instinctually. - JBB

We have guards who play with the ball in their hands, so you need to put people around them who are good at playing without the ball, instinctively. [Windler] plays extremely well without the basketball. - JBB


Now he just needs to improve his game WITH the basketball. He's kind of like Okoro - his stat sheet is very unimpressive but the coach likes him.

One member of the front office compared him to Utah’s Joe Ingles. - Fedor

Except Ingles is 6'8" and is a 40.8% career 3-point shooter. Windler is 2" shorter and 24 pounds lighter. He runs the floor and rebounds better than Ingles but is not close to being in his league as a shooter. If Windler could hit 41% of his 3's while getting better at finishing at the rim he could play in this league. But on this team he's competing with Stevens, Cedi, LeVert, and Okoro for backup minutes next year (assuming Sexton starts) and against that group he has no chance.
And Joe Ingles was also a 6 assists/36 guy. "White guys that are left handed" is the only thing he has in common with Joe Ingles.
 
Chasedown pod said he played in 50 games. Seems impossible.
12 of those games were 2 minutes or less. Bench clearing moments so practically a dnp.

Another 12 games were 5-10 minutes.

He had 459 minutes total for an average of 9.2 per game. How many minutes of those games was actually during important times during a game vs. garbage time?
 
Happy Thursday to everybody but Dylan Windler…

:dance:
 
Hey Dylan I hope you buy an Avocado today that just isn’t ripe and then tomorrow when you go to use it it’s too ripe and yucky…
 
Hey everybody get out there and enjoy your Saturday…. Here’s to hoping Dylan Windler is cutting onions and rubs his eyes in addition he gets an uneven spray tan that just looks horrible…
 
Hey everybody get out there and enjoy your Saturday…. Here’s to hoping Dylan Windler is cutting onions and rubs his eyes in addition he gets an uneven spray tan that just looks horrible…
Maybe some frosted tips that hold that tint of orange too?
 
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Maybe some frosted tips that hold that tint of orange too?
I like where your head is at… Give him the Tim Legler….
 
Really hoping everyone is enjoying their Memorial Day weekend other than Dylan Windler….I can’t wait to remember him as a former Cavalier….
 

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