Father, Forgive me, for I have sinned.

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Father, forgive me for having lied, cheated, and coveted.

Forgive me for having eating the last of the leftover pierogies but blaming it on my stepson.

But Father, forgive me most of all for having doubted that the backcourt of Donovan Mitchell and Darius Garland could succeed, and for doubting that @RchfldCavRaised was indeed a Prophet when he said that Donovan Mitchell's best role would be to manage the game through the first three quarters, and then turn on Superstar mode in the fourth quarter if the Cavs needed it.

For all these sins, I beg your forgiveness.

Amen.

Okay, now the rest of you sinners, it is time to 'fess up!
 
Father, I held strong belief for quite some time, but last spring and summer, my resolve was questioned.

I began to question the fit of the Core 4 on the roster and believed that if a tenable deal was available, the Cavs would be wise to move on from Allen or Garland.

When it was reported that the Spurs offered 4 and 8 for Darius, I took the time to envision who the Cavs could have taken. I did not decide they should have done it, but I explored further than the sacred texts would allow.

When it was reported that the Cavs turned down Herb Jones and a pick for Allen, doubt lingered in my mind that they had passed a crossroads of roster construction that we'd look back on with regret.

I have recommitted myself to the faith from my home in Puerto Okoro, a residence I have not yet left.

Hold me accountable, LORD, for all franchises are better when their fans are so.
 
Father, forgive me for having lied, cheated, and coveted.

Forgive me for having eating the last of the leftover pierogies but blaming it on my stepson.

But Father, forgive me most of all for having doubted that the backcourt of Donovan Mitchell and Darius Garland could succeed, and for doubting that @RchfldCavRaised was indeed a Prophet when he said that Donovan Mitchell's best role would be to manage the game through the first three quarters, and then turn on Superstar mode in the fourth quarter if the Cavs needed it.

For all these sins, I beg your forgiveness.

Amen.

Okay, now the rest of you sinners, it is time to 'fess up!
There are still posters here who won't admit they were wrong unless the Cavs win the title. Highest bars only.

I was skeptical of the Mitchell fit and have owned up to being wrong about it. I didn't even think it would translate to this kind of regular season dominance. To be fair, if we go back to the original season predictions thread, no one else on this forum thought we'd be at this level, either (except Futuredome of all people, who perhaps in jest, predicted us to get over 60 wins; everyone else picked the safe 50-ish zone).
 
Forgive me father, i have sinned, I am Jewish and do not believe in the existence of Christ. I know that is the foundation of the forgiveness of a confession, thus this conversation is a waste of time.

Besides, as they say, Jesus might save, but Moses invests.
 
NBA teams have a bad habit of breaking up the core before the team really has a chance to gel, but this team didn't gel, it freaking crystalized. Unreal. But that's not where I need forgiven. Core 4 were never in doubt. Well, Maybe some Garland doubt for a bit. But I was drunk and sad.

I need forgiveness for doubting that Okoro or LeVert could be winning players on a top ranked basketball team.

But I'm taking my Niang loathing to the grave with me and St Peter can sort it out later.
 
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Father, forgive me for having lied, cheated, and coveted.

Forgive me for having eating the last of the leftover pierogies but blaming it on my stepson.

But Father, forgive me most of all for having doubted that the backcourt of Donovan Mitchell and Darius Garland could succeed, and for doubting that @RchfldCavRaised was indeed a Prophet when he said that Donovan Mitchell's best role would be to manage the game through the first three quarters, and then turn on Superstar mode in the fourth quarter if the Cavs needed it.

For all these sins, I beg your forgiveness.

Amen.

Okay, now the rest of you sinners, it is time to 'fess up!
What kind of pierogi? Are we talking old school potato/cheddar, kraut or twaróg cheese or new age pizza, buffalo chicken or mac & cheese?

This will determine your penance.
 
What kind of pierogi? Are we talking old school potato/cheddar, kraut or twaróg cheese or new age pizza, buffalo chicken or mac & cheese?

This will determine your penance.

Old school. Absolutely. Grilled in butter and caramelized onions.
 
Father, forgive me for having lied, cheated, and coveted.

Forgive me for having eating the last of the leftover pierogies but blaming it on my stepson.

But Father, forgive me most of all for having doubted that the backcourt of Donovan Mitchell and Darius Garland could succeed, and for doubting that @RchfldCavRaised was indeed a Prophet when he said that Donovan Mitchell's best role would be to manage the game through the first three quarters, and then turn on Superstar mode in the fourth quarter if the Cavs needed it.

For all these sins, I beg your forgiveness.

Amen.

Okay, now the rest of you sinners, it is time to 'fess up!
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What kind of pierogi? Are we talking old school potato/cheddar, kraut or twaróg cheese or new age pizza, buffalo chicken or mac & cheese?

This will determine your penance.
First future wife. At her parents house...must've been near Christmas. The extended family ladies made perogis all Saturday. Everyone else was in holiday/party mode for Sunday. I'd never even heard of perogis. Everyone- "Oh, just wait! You'll love them!"

Come Sunday meal...that was basically the main dish...there were sides, but perogis were the star.
I was like, "This is it? No meat??" Heck, rather have a baked or mashed potatoes. Not impressed. Marriage didn't last... tho I did take a hankering to paczkis. Those were an acceptable substitute for doughnuts.
 
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