Game 81 | Cavaliers vs. Magic | April 11th, 2010 | 1:00 PM (EST)

[Randolphkeys]

Yeah, let's get a soundtrack that go HARD!

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Yeah... Mmm-hmmm... now let me do MY thang...


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Regular Season Game #81
Game Date: Sunday, April 11th, 2010
Game Time: 1:00 EST
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Likely Cavs Starters

The Great One

Hot Wad Williams

Moon Sighting!

Hopefully Hickson... ah, hell it's probably Leon time.

We are probably giving this kid some burn

Serious now, The Magic is REAL!

Howard: 18.3 PPG, 13.2 RPG, 2.8 BPG, 60% FG%, 60% FT%

Lewis: 14.3 PPG, 4.5 RPG, 1SPG, 39% 3PT%, one ugly tattoo on his right arm

Barnes: 8.8 PPG, 5.4 RPG, 49% FG%, 33% 3PT%, 31.7 regrettable tattoos

Wince: Who cares, he will fake an injury in the first quarter

Nelson: 12.3 PPG, 5.4 APG, 44% FG%, 36% 3PT%, 3.5 total knee ligaments





Magic fans... why so many half nude pics of your players? Seriously, the internet is filled with Orlando fans posting half-naked pictures of your starters... it is really creeping me out.

Casper: 9.6 PPG, 1.8 APG, 43% FG%, 40% 3PT%

White Chocolate: 6.2 PPG, 3.7 APG, 45% FG%, 39% 3PT%





No more... no more...





Let's bring in the experts from ESPN to break this down...

Twinkle: Pete Twinkle here, with me as always is Greg Stink.

Stink: Hi-diddly ho, America!

Twinkle: And this matchup between the Cleveland Cavaliers and Orlando Magic is brought to you by Preparation H. When your anal warts ache, use Preparation H!

Stink: I always do!

Twinkle: So Greg, what should we watch for in this game?

Stink: Crisp chest passes and basketballs going into hoops, Pete! Hell, I don't know.

Twinkle: I agree. Who knows who will actually play in this game? Neither team wants to give away any secrets for the playoffs. Shaq won't be involved, LeBron has benched himself, and Danny Schayes hasn't played in a decade.

Stink: Concerning lack of back hair in the NBA these days, Pete!

Twinkle: Well, America, get pumped for the bench warmers for the two best teams in the NBA, brought to you by Preparation H. When Jigo screws you, for heaven's sake... ease the pain with Preparation H.

 

[Andrew]

EPIC game thread. Love that random ass hidden amongst the info...

I kept hearing tonight that SVG expects to play his starters, I bet we don't. Let me tell you, if they do and try to ram it down our face, they are going to be bitch slapped in the ECF.

 

[Randolphkeys]

Thanks, Andrew. This seriously might be my last game preview... there are plenty of new guys who are better with photoshop (in other words, they actually use it in game previews) and my focus should really turn to just being a mod and writing for Numbersdont.... which I haven't had time to do in a few months.

Anyone who wants to post the Orlando cheerleaders can go right ahead and grab MAD rep points... I'm too lazy to do it this time.

 

[Andrew]

Thanks, Andrew. This seriously might be my last game preview... there are plenty of new guys who are better with photoshop (in other words, they actually use it in game previews) and my focus should really turn to just being a mod and writing for Numbersdont.... which I haven't had time to do in a few months.

Anyone who wants to post the Orlando cheerleaders can go right ahead and grab MAD rep points... I'm too lazy to do it this time.

No chick in a Magic uniform will ever give me an erection, so I refuse your offer. :chuckles:

 

[Randolphkeys]

True, Andrew... exactly why I left them out.

 

[Andrew]

I have a thing for chicks in the spotlight:licker:

 

[Andrew]

Magic fans are so stupid, they don't even know how to sit...look at blond chick in background
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[Powerslave]

 

[Andrew]

she used to be too fine

 

[Clinton91]

she used to be too fine

LMAO that dude tried to be slick with it, like he accidentally fell on her ass....:chuckles:

 

[ChicagoCavFan]

Could only get through about 90 seconds of that song....my ears started to bleed.

 

[Mowitnessalier]

THis Game thread is awesome, the best I've seen in a while, those Magic players are cocky as shit, who takes pictures like that?
This video is just hilarious, can't stop laughing.
Loved that the chicks were famous.
Overall, GREAT game preview.

 

[TheNewEra]

I still get the chills from watching this.

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[di0p]

Great Job, the end of the year previews aren't much to work with.

Love me some old school Carmen Electra.

That seriously is creepy about the Magic players all posing have naked.

They must all be big MySpace fans...

 

[Randolphkeys]

Could only get through about 90 seconds of that song....my ears started to bleed.

The song is meant to pair with JJ Reddick's nipples to create the appropriate level of anger in any Real Cavs Fan.


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If you really want to slap a real song, play this one.