Kevin Pangos. “скатертью дорога”

[NMCav]

You can go back through my posts and see I've been overwhelmingly optimistic with basically any move/acquisition we've made this offseason...

.... but this one isn't a good one lol.. I am trying to be somewhat optimistic considering he was 1st team all Euroleague last year. And he seems like a younger Delly basically.. but in terms of ability ehhhh, there was a reason he wasn't drafted and a reason he hasn't had much interest from NBA teams.

Hope he proves me wrong but I'm not sure he's an NBA player... (HOPE I'M WRONG!!!)

He has drawn some NBA interest in the past. But Euroleague paid better. He also turned down more money overseas to sign with Cavaliers this off-season. I'm not saying you should like the move. Maybe he felt it was the right time to give the NBA a chance and live closer to home.

 

[Dr No]

He’s a cheap insurance policy if there is a rash of injuries. If Garland & Rubio go down, he can competently run a team. If they stay healthy, he’s inexpensive and won’t cause problems in the locker room. Exactly what you want in a 3rd string point guard.

 

[Ozone]

Went to a basketball camp with this kid. He used to shower with a bathing suit on. We all thought it was because he was afraid everyone would find out he didn’t have pubes yet, like this kid Matt.

We later found out he actually had two penises because his sister Kayla told us during a Magic: The Gathering game.

Creative disruption at it's best Kudos to C Note and the pocket fleas

 

[Ozone]

He’s a cheap insurance policy if there is a rash of injuries. If Garland & Rubio go down, he can competently run a team. If they stay healthy, he’s inexpensive and won’t cause problems in the locker room. Exactly what you want in a 3rd string point guard.

I don't disagree it is insurance, but lets face it he is unathletic and not a good defender but can really run a offense unselfishly and make some floaters. So him and Garland are pretty much the same player LOL

 

[Heat Check]

Pangos looks (and plays) like an accountant who won a raffle to briefly appear in an actual NBA game.

Note that I'm not making fun of accountants. Some of them could probably do a better job than Pangos out there.

 

[cabs]

If he was the best pg in Europe we should just stick to drafting them

 

[AllforOne]

I note that it took almost three months for this thread to move on from the discussion of multi-penised men and multi-vaginal women.

Granted, Pangos hasn't given us much reason to post here. But still, there's no way to segue from that one.

 

[Heat Check]

I note that it took almost three months for this thread to move on from the discussion of multi-penised men and multi-vaginal women.

Granted, Pangos hasn't given us much reason to post here. But still, there's no way to segue from that one.

By all means take the thread back in that direction if you want. Consider this an interlude

 

[sailfish]

Pangos looks (and plays) like an accountant who won a raffle to briefly appear in an actual NBA game.

Note that I'm not making fun of accountants. Some of them could probably do a better job than Pangos out there.

Lol. Ouch. He’s fulfilling a lifelong dream, so let it be. As long as DG & Rubio stay healthy and he doesn’t have to play, we should be fine. Besides, Pangos may be contributing behind the scenes to the wonderful chemistry on this team.

 

[AllforOne]

By all means take the thread back in that direction if you want. Consider this an interlude

@The Oi , please pick up the white courtesy phone

 

[Heat Check]

Lol. Ouch. He’s fulfilling a lifelong dream, so let it be. As long as DG & Rubio stay healthy and he doesn’t have to play, we should be fine. He may be contributing behind the scenes to the wonderful chemistry on this team.

Maybe he's doing everyone's taxes?

 

[avs2000]

Lol. Ouch. He’s fulfilling a lifelong dream, so let it be. As long as DG & Rubio stay healthy and he doesn’t have to play, we should be fine. Besides, Pangos may be contributing behind the scenes to the wonderful chemistry on this team.

really would like to see them get rid of pangos and bring in Guy for the charge

 

[The Oi]

Little known fact:

In Greek philosopher/poet Kurt Vonnegut’s The Odyssey, the Pangos was a double-penised entity that protagonist Odysseus fought immediately after defeating the multi-vaginal Scylla.

As many of you literature nerds will recall, he sliced off one of the pangos’s giant phalluses and mounted it to the mast of his ship to warn other monsters of their destiny should they choose to attack him.

He designed out of the foreskin a sign, still mounted inside the Parthenon, that said, “γαμήστε και μάθετε” which translates loosely to:

Fuck around and find out.

 

[Cavatt]

really would like to see them get rid of pangos and bring in Guy for the charge

Very annoyed that he isn't passing and isn't shooting 3's. Guys can do both

 

[weepinwillow]

impressed that this thread has reached 5 pages before Pangos was cut for someone else.

Kyle Guy is showing the world how useless the G League is currently, and he has better hair.