Hilarious Must Read Article

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By DJ Gallo
Special to Page 2

NFL training camps open this week, and there are countless questions across the league. Such as: Could there actually be a person who wants to read a book about Terrell Owens?

Hopefully there isn't, or my faith in humanity will hit an all-time low.

See the answers to many more pressing NFL training camp questions below.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=gallo/060724

Sample: Has Ray Lewis lost a step?
Yes. But it's not something he can't compensate for elsewhere. For instance, he's a stronger, smarter football player than he was earlier in his career. And while he has lost foot speed, it doesn't matter when he can just as easily flee the scene in a speeding limousine.

These are great...I love some of the articles on espn's page 2. They should tell ESPN to shove it and get their own site as these are more fun to read then articles by John Clayton (HATER) anyday.

 

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Best one:

Is this the year Michael Vick finally shows improvement?

What do you mean finally? He already has shown improvement. Don't you remember that one good passing game he had last season when he threw for an amazing 228 yards and one touchdown -- Whoa! -- against the Dolphins and said it was to "show everybody" that he is a great passer and that he no longer wants to hear people questioning his abilities? Well now that he's proven himself, it's time for his receivers to do their part and prove they can reel in balls thrown nowhere near them.

Not as funny, but still good:

Is Kellen Winslow Jr. completely healthy after missing all of last season to injury?

I don't know. Sorry. I tried to look into this one for you, but it turns out the U.S. military does not share the medical records of its soldiers with journalists. (Oddly enough, they also denied Winslow is even in the military. Obviously, they use him for super top-secret missions or something and don't want to blow his cover.)