How Harden's Game corellates with the quality a city's strip club

[artimusprime]

fantastic work (this isn't mine just read it):

 

[col63onel]

Meh, r =.45 isn't that strong

 

[cavsfever]

For a single factor that should have no relation to performance? It’s very strong!

 

[Athaloc]

... I miss Snarly...

 

[KilgoreTrout]

That is awesome.

If the Rockets ever played the Raptors in Niagara Falls, Ontario, that dude might go SCORELESS. I have seen men DESTROYED by those strip clubs. GOOD men. Reduced to basket cases, rocking back-and-forth in the fetal position, in their hotel rooms, muttering to themselves “You can have more than dance... You can have more than dance...”

 

[Randolphkeys]

That is awesome.

If the Rockets ever played the Raptors in Niagara Falls, Ontario, that dude might go SCORELESS. I have seen men DESTROYED by those strip clubs. GOOD men. Reduced to basket cases, rocking back-and-forth in the fetal position, in their hotel rooms, muttering to themselves “You can have more than dance... You can have more than dance...”

Holy shit, this is my favorite post of the year. I remember going on a guys road trip at the end of my first year of college. Destination #1 was Niagra Falls. Early morning in a strip club, drinking a beer legally at age 19... no other visit to any strip club has ever come close, and I've been to Vegas numerous times.

@KilgoreTrout is dropping the realness on you people.

 

[brownindian]

All u savants of booty and Cleveland, how will Hardens performance be this Wed agai st the Cavs ?

 

[The Oi]

Are the girls in Niagara hot?

 

[Surge]

All u savants of booty and Cleveland, how will Hardens performance be this Wed agai st the Cavs ?

60 points.

 

[MattyFos.]

Are the girls in Niagara hot?

No but they drip like a waterfall

 

[Cavatt]

Sometimes the plane gets in too late for the strip club. You could probably comb through the schedule more carefully and find some nights where they stayed over in a good strip club city, but then played in a bad strip club city with a bad performance.