Deep dive on the joke I didn't expect anyone to take seriously?
Don't mind if I do.
Michelle Beadle - Held a prominent position with ESPN up until this year, when her rack and her face could no longer counterbalance her ineptitude.
Molly Qerim Rose - Anchor of ESPN First Take, minimal respect but a daily platform for talking NFL and NBA. Married to Jalen Rose. Nice jugs.
Rachel Nichols - Host of ESPN E:60, average to above average respect level on a daily platform, recently in a recorded conversation scandal, average bustline.
Ramona Shelburne - An outlier ESPN correspondent who ate her way off camera, managed to stay relevant by blindly supporting and speading every sports rumor that hurts small markets and helps the Lakers and Clippers.
So is there a correlation between ESPN body shape and the platform they are provided? Lemmie know.