Jarrett Allen: Holy Ethical Molasses

[Randolphkeys]

He shrunk in the bright lights!

Just kidding, I think Jarrett Allen is the most underrated player on the team and we will remember his value once he's back on the court.

 

[Kuiper]

https://x.com/ChrisFedor/status/1716574142961500357?s=20

Will #Cavs Jarrett Allen play in Wednesday's season opener against Brooklyn? It's not looking good

 

[mds]

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Just kidding, I think Jarrett Allen is the most underrated player on the team and we will remember his value once he's back on the court.

Yeah the hate here is bananas. But of course we have guys on daily missions to shit on Darius, Mitchell, Lebron, Katra, Carmen San Diego, Wall-E ...wait, what am I talking about?

 

[Lee]

Yeah the hate here is bananas. But of course we have guys on daily missions to shit on Darius, Mitchell, Lebron, Katra, Carmen San Diego, Wall-E ...wait, what am I talking about?

Hold on...who the fuck is shitting on Wall-E?

 

[mds]

Hold on...who the fuck is shitting on Wall-E?

I'm sure someone here is!

 

[Randolphkeys]

Hold on...who the fuck is shitting on Wall-E?

Are we talking Szczerbiak or the robot?

...I am really just trying to flex that I remember how to spell Szczerbiak after all these years.

 

[The Oi]

Wall-E was way too preachy.

(Sips coke and zooms off on wheelchair)

 

[mds]

Wall-E was way too preachy.

(Sips coke and zooms off on wheelchair)

And just like woke Johnny 5 basically. At least I could jerk it to Ally.

 

[The Oi]

And just like woke Johnny 5 basically. At least I could jerk it to Ally.

Wall-E’s girlfriend Eve was hot.

 

[shoes22]

If anybody heard JBB's presser this afternoon...Allen likely won't play the first couple games of the season

 

[mds]

Wall-E’s girlfriend Eve was hot.

TRUE!

 

[Futuredome]

Seasons over if he can't come back.

 

[adam81king]

Seasons over if he can't come back.

Just replace him with Willie Cauley-Stein.

 

[shoes22]

He's close.

 

[Cavatt]

Can't wait to see the guys together again