Jesus Christ Heals You

[ewizacft]

No seizures since you started praying for me. If you stop, I will know.

Thank you for the update. That is really good to hear. So you were able to get your driver's license back?

 

[Cratylus]

I don't operate too much in moving in the miraculous, but one night in Orlando back in June, my brother and I were on a corner downtown preaching and some man with a crutch was crossing the street toward us with a crutch and a cast on his foot cussing at us saying, "JESUS DONT LOVE ME! JESUS DONT LOVE ME! IF HE LOVE ME, WHY HE DON'T HEAL ME!"

So I called him over, we start talking to him asking him question, basically just what his name is, what happened to his foot, and small stuff to open him up to pour out whatever it was that he had built up inside of him.

He let us know a car ran over his foot and thats why it was in a cast, he lost everything, the man was in his 40s. Long story about his life and how it all come to ruin, crying, the whole 9. He couldn't walk without his crutch nor could he stand without it.

So then I hear the Lord tell me to tell Him that He wants to heal him. So as he was talking, I had to stop him to let him know that the Lord wants to heal him.. so I asked him if thats ok.. he said ok..

So I reached down and touched his toe, which was coverd in his sock, through the opening of the cast and began to pray and call on the Lord to heal him and show Him his healing power, etc..

After about 2 minutes of prayer, I finish and ask him how he feels... He said, "I aint calling you no angel or nothing but a.... i dont feel no more pain!"

So I began to give God glory right there! He had no pain, he put his crutch down somewhere and was walking around the corner with no problem at all!, we got back to preaching, he was happy, whatever he was crying about seemed to be washed away, his crutch, he forgot where he even put it! Thats how far removed the pain of his heart and of his foot was removed from him! Praise the LORD!

Never saw him since, but his name was Mike. A good brother who the LORD healed one night in Downtown Orlando, 2017. Amen.

Awesome. Now let's see this God of yours heal some amputees.

 

[The Oi]

Thank you for the update. That is really good to hear. So you were able to get your driver's license back?

Have had it for over a year now.

 

[Cratylus]

No seizures since you started praying for me. If you stop, I will know.

During this same time frame, I've been jackin' it daily to photos of Kristen Wiig. Clearly it's my efforts that are the cause of your improvement.

 

[The Oi]

During this same time frame, I've been jackin' it daily to photos of Kristen Wiig. Clearly it's my efforts that are the cause of your improvement.

Forgot about her. Haven’t thought about her in a while. Feel like her name isn’t out there much lately.

I bet her biological clock is ticking and she’d let you do anything you wanted to her in hopes that she could soak up some seed and raise the baby by herself. She could afford it.

She looks like she’s got a nice puss too. Nice clean labias. Nice tits for a thin girl.

Mmmm...thanks for the reminder. I’d let my license get suspended for a month to eat her ass.

 

[Cratylus]

Forgot about her. Haven’t thought about her in a while.

 

[Jack Brickman]

Awesome. Now let's see this God of yours heal some amputees.

Any god that can't heal amputees doesn't have a leg to stand on.






































I'll see myself out.

 

[Cratylus]

Any god that can't heal amputees doesn't have a leg to stand on.

 

[Sebastian]

 

[gourimoko]

The best part of this gif is the context.. Warf is laughing at the notion that a human woman could take the Klingon D, as suggested by Whoopi Goldberg, a space faring, time travelling gypsy of some sort ... not joking...

Motherfucker sums it up with ... "Impossible."

 

[Sebastian]

The best part of this gif is the context.. Warf is laughing at the notion that a human woman could take the Klingon D, as suggested by Whoopi Goldberg, a space faring, time travelling gypsy of some sort ... not joking...

Motherfucker sums it up with ... "Impossible."

"Earth females are... too fragile."

But evidently Trills are not.

 

[Cassity14]

Well at least we finally know who Skyscraper is/was.

 

[Skyscraper]

Well at least we finally know who Skyscraper is/was.

What is that suppose to mean???? What am I is / was?

 

[Cassity14]

What is that suppose to mean???? What am I is / was?

A recipient of life everlasting and messenger of the LORD. Amen.

 

[Mr. Orange]

@The Oi
Well.. for starters; I don't know that there is or isn't a God. So I don't "believe" in a God insomuch as I don't disbelieve there is one either. I simply do not know; and I assert that anyone who claims they do know is very likely either lying or is delusional. And that cuts both ways.

This motherfucker @gourimoko

On Tuesday he has me convinced in creation from nothingness and infinite lifetimes and is having me go straight nihilist...

On Friday he is telling me maybe God exists after all...