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Pretty sure when Love's playing career is over, (and the sooner the better), he will be a commentator on tv. He's good looking, already a model for Banana Republic, and well spoken.
He likes the good life, wine, travel, good food. Can't see him giving that up for the coaching life.
In addition to a sports tv gig, he could get some"mental health" show.
 

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Pretty sure when Love's playing career is over, (and the sooner the better), he will be a commentator on tv. He's good looking, already a model for Banana Republic, and well spoken.
He likes the good life, wine, travel, good food. Can't see him giving that up for the coaching life.
In addition to a sports tv gig, he could get some"mental health" show.
I can definitely see Love doing something in tv. Honestly, he could go beyond sports, as Michael Strahan has done, if he wanted to.
 

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Pretty sure when Love's playing career is over, (and the sooner the better), he will be a commentator on tv. He's good looking, already a model for Banana Republic, and well spoken.
He likes the good life, wine, travel, good food. Can't see him giving that up for the coaching life.
In addition to a sports tv gig, he could get some"mental health" show.

All of those things are true, but he sounds like he's gargling ejaculant while talking.
 

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All of those things are true, but he sounds like he's gargling ejaculant while talking.
What if after his career was over he revealed that before each game he was on a strict regimen of ejaculate gargle and admitted it turned out to be a significant miscalculation and caused muscle atrophy and joint damage?
 

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What if after his career was over he revealed that before each game he was on a strict regimen of ejaculate gargle and admitted it turned out to be a significant miscalculation and caused muscle atrophy and joint damage?

That sounds 100% plausible.
 

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Love needs to do more naked modeling, IMO. All that excitement in the ESPN Body Issue six years ago, but nothing like that since. What a tease.
 

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If the cavs keep love in the hope of trading him as an expiring, which players could be the potential targets? Qualifications should be 1) they should be around the same salary, 2) is signed longer than love, 3) teams that are about to implode and willing to trade for an expiring to reset their builds
 

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All of those things are true, but he sounds like he's gargling ejaculant while talking.

NFSW but if I'm ever going to break the regular forum rules, this is the moment:

 

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You ok dude?
Thank you for your concern! Yeah I'm great, Kevin contract and this whole situation is not. But please enlighten us farther with you medicinal thoughts on chugging sperm, since you seem to be an expert.
 

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Thank you for your concern! Yeah I'm great, Kevin contract and this whole situation is not. But please enlighten us farther with you medicinal thoughts on chugging sperm, since you seem to be an expert.
Chugging?!

@BiGZD I think you're sorely mistaken here.

@The Oi is a connoisseur. He sips and savors his semen. He doesn't chug it like some uncultured swine. Put some respect on this man's name!
 

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I really want to be a fly on the wall for the conversation between Love and Altman when he gets back from Vegas. For the very first time, Love has an incentive not to be traded because he can't medically retire on another team due to that calf strain in the future. If he retires here due to the calf strain, he gets all his money but his salary drops off the books a year later.
 
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