Myles Garrett, the Dark Helmet, Reinstated

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Why are you people posting pictures of him from high school?! That's fucking weird
 

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Don't you disagree with me @Soda you know checking out a squirteen year old is wrong
 

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Don't you disagree with me @Soda you know checking out a squirteen year old is wrong
"Checking out".. Err being shocked at how much bigger he is than his teammates. You act like people are sizing up his cock. You know, there's a thing called college recruiting where almost every high school senior is evaluated and fawned over by grown adults. You're trying to get holier than thou about a shirtless pick put on Twitter showing how much larger he was than kids on his team.
 

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"Checking out".. Err being shocked at how much bigger he is than his teammates. You act like people are sizing up his cock. You know, there's a thing called college recruiting where almost every high school senior is evaluated and fawned over by grown adults. You're trying to get holier than thou about a shirtless pick put on Twitter showing how much larger he was than kids on his team.
"Bigger" you say huh?
 

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I do feel sorry for the fat white kid who had to line up across from Garrett on Friday night. Like, do you just politely ask him not to murder you and then step aside and let him kill your QB instead?
 

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I do feel sorry for the fat white kid who had to line up across from Garrett on Friday night. Like, do you just politely ask him not to murder you and then step aside and let him kill your QB instead?
 

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I do feel sorry for the fat white kid who had to line up across from Garrett on Friday night. Like, do you just politely ask him not to murder you and then step aside and let him kill your QB instead?
Ever seen two girls one cup?

Myles Garrett is the shit. Gotta take it on with more than one.
 

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I do feel sorry for the fat white kid who had to line up across from Garrett on Friday night. Like, do you just politely ask him not to murder you and then step aside and let him kill your QB instead?
Yeah @Chardon, how did that go?
 

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I do feel sorry for the fat white kid who had to line up across from Garrett on Friday night. Like, do you just politely ask him not to murder you and then step aside and let him kill your QB instead?
If I were the coach, I'd line the 3 fattest kids I had up against Garrett and then run every play in the opposite direction.
 

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I had to look twice when I saw the year this was taken... 2013!
I bet they they all have engaged in cuckold scenarios with Myles and their girlfriends...
 

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I bet they they all have engaged in cuckold scenarios with Myles and their girlfriends...
Myles seems like the kind of dude that would show up to your house to cuck you with a bottle of your favorite scotch and a bouquet of the freshest flowers for your wife and be extremely polite throughout the entire process while he pounds her ass through the wall. Thank you card on stationary in the mail one week later.
 
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