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Columbus would be great if their breweries figured out how to brew good beers.*

* I only went to 4 breweries and 3 of them were bad.
 
While I fully don't expect this place to resemble anything like what they are pitching, an additional family attraction in Columbus with indoor water parks, extreme sports venues, a pool/lake destination, with a Dave and Buster's would likely do well with all of the families.

My family cycles through the same attractions in Cbus (Zoo+Zoombezi Bay, State Parks, Cosi, Franklin Park Conservatory). Everyone I know has season passes to all of these same places...I'd guess there is certainly room for another with the locals.

That said, they should focus on the entertainment thing, and ignore the retail and wellness stuff...this place will survive long term on OH residents, and we dont need more of those things.

Also, now that the Columbus Motor Speedway has been turned into the Ohio Machine's home field, we need a local race track (ala Barberton Speedway). The Oasis should add a race track type of thing so i have a place to take my son to see loud cars while I drink beer
 
This is <10 mins from my house. My neighbors on our local "Next Door" forum are pissed. The proposed site would be in Berkshire Township, near Sunbury, Ohio (think 1 exit north of polaris by route 36 and the new Tanger Outlets or about ~7 miles north of polaris). Here were the latest township meeting notes:

• The Planet Oasis project is in the very early stages of development. The developers held a press conference on June 28, 2018 announcing their plans for the project. State, County and Local officials were invited to attend, as well as press and interested parties.
• To date, no final development plans have been presented to the Berkshire township Zoning Board, and as far as we are aware, a traffic study has not been completed. All development of this nature would have to go through ODOT and the Berkshire Township Zoning Board.
• The area around the I 71/36-37 is part of a zoning district known as a PMUD (Planned Mixed Use District) The PMUD was created after public hearings by the Zoning Board and public Trustee meetings were held, both of which solicited input from residents. While much of the land is still zoned A-1, the tools are in place to allow for commercial development in the future.
• Township residents voted overwhelmingly (almost 3 to 1) to approve a Revitalization District for that area in 2016, paving the way for restaurants and other entertainment related businesses to locate here.
• A JEDD (Joint Economic Development District) and a TIF (Tax Increment Financing) are in place on these parcels of land to facilitate development of infrastructure and improvements when growth occurs.
• The township has been very clear in expressing its desire to have the bulk of Berkshire’s commercial development occur near that interchange, with less commercial and less residential density radiating out from that area.


This thing seems "pie in the sky" to me. The developers have little to no funding secured from investors as of yet. The overall design/concept needs to be more focused... Its just all over the place. :chuckle: Many feel they had their press release WAY too early.

With that being said, if they can reign in the design/concept a bit, this could be huge for the area... and I'd love even more tax revenue for our already top-10 school district... but at the same time, alot of this already exists in the area: Dave & Busters in Polaris, Alum Creek Lake and Hoover Lake just south, shit-loads of shopping, restaurants at Polaris, etc. My guess is that it happens, but with a significantly "watered down" version.


I do want to point out, that the guy who is the chief developer of this, David Glimcher, actually does have some history... his company was the one that developed Polaris Fashion Place back in the 90s. Seems like a snake oil salesman/dirtball though.
 
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LOL... this satire website is fucking incredible :laugh::

https://www.delawareohionews.com/lo...to-build-section-8-immigrant-housing-complex/

https://www.delawareohionews.com/pl...nned-for-planet-oasis-entertainment-district/

https://www.delawareohionews.com/pl...als-to-expect-increased-homelessness-despair/



Below is the complete list of restaurants and attractions expected to be available at the new Planet Oasis entertainment district being developed in Berkshire Township in Delaware County.
planet-oasis-logo.png


Food & Drinks
  • 8 Subway restaurants
  • 12 Starbucks
  • Mcdonald’s
  • Applebee’s
  • Buffalo Wild Wings
  • Red Robin
  • Dairy Queen
  • Taco Bell
  • Arby’s
  • TGI Friday’s
  • Chili’s
  • City BBQ
  • Pizza Hut
  • Long John Silver’s
  • Soggy Cereal Yogurt Bar
  • Donatos
  • America’s First Muslim Owned Chick-fil-a
  • Cheesecake Factory
  • Auntie Anne’s Hand-Rolled Soft Pretzels
  • IHOP
  • Wendy’s
  • Vegan Burger King
  • Chipotle
  • Uncle Tanner’s Kitchen and Eatery
  • Planet Mustard
Shopping & Retail
  • 3 Mattress Stores
  • DICK’s Sporting Goods
  • Claire’s
  • H&M
  • Abercrombie & Fitch
  • Hot Topic
  • John’s Lil’ Sexy Freak Palace
  • Apple Store
  • Banana Republic 2.0
  • Barnes & Noble
  • Palestinian Radio Shack
  • Disney Store
  • Finish Line
  • The Black People Store
  • Mexicano Americano Por Favor
  • Phat Daddy’s Silk Sheets Emporium
  • Lil’ Dragons Kids Center & Survival Toy Factory
  • DSW
  • Gap
  • Gap Kids
  • Gap for Chicken Head Bitches With No Self Respect
  • Gap Outlet
  • Gap Appendage Outlet
  • Gap Smoke Detector Store
  • Gap Dungeon Rape Assembly Line Boutique
  • Gap Again
  • Last Gap Store on the Left
  • The Stain Store
  • Essentially Oily
  • Build-a-bear for Grown Men
  • Hollister
  • Hot Topic
  • Mi Cumpleanos
Entertainment & Sports
  • Rusty Skate Park
  • Go-kart Race Track
  • Indoor Skydiving
  • Rock Climbing Wall
  • E-sports Arena
  • Shooting Range
  • BMX Race Track
  • Water Park
  • Movie Theater
  • Holocaust Dinner Theater (Comedy)
  • Bowling Alley
  • Laser Tag Arena
  • Indoor Sports Arena
  • Drowning VR Simulation
  • Man-made Lake with Sand Beaches
  • Mi Cerrito Arcade
  • Mexican Locker Room RPG
  • Perk and Jerk Volleyball
  • USA Gymnastics Doctor’s Office & Sexual Assault Outpatient Prep Center
  • Basketball Court
  • Tennis Courts
  • Baseball Diamond
  • Splooge Slip-n-Slide
  • Immigrant Hospice Zoo
  • Outdoor Amphitheatre
  • Driving Range
  • Sandpaper Hole Gentlemen’s Club
Hotels & Accommodations
  • 5,000 unit Apartment Complex
  • Hilton Hotel
  • Extended Stay Suites
  • Four Seasons Hotel
  • Naked Dianna’s Luxury Getaway Cabin
  • Immigrant Shanty Town
  • Immigrant Apartment Tower
  • Section 8 Housing Complex
  • Luxury Condominiums
  • Executive Country Club
  • Sugar Daddy Couple’s Retreat
  • Your Step Dad’s Place Retro Suites
  • Cave
  • Human Hamster Dens
Health & Wellness
  • Heroin & Human Sex Trafficking Rehabilitation Center
  • Dentist
  • Chiropractor
  • Sports Medicine
  • Happy Endings Massage Parlor
  • Plastic Surgeon
  • Stem Cell Research Facility
  • Equine Abortion Clinic
  • Yoga Studio
  • 2×4 Renal Restoration Practitioners
  • Spin Studio
  • UNITY Spa
  • Racism Reconditioning Chamber by Gillette
  • Little Spandex Nitrogen Injection Outlet
  • OhioHealth Surgical Roulette
  • Reach Around Counseling
  • Planet Fitness Universe
  • Dialysis with a View
Space Center
  • SpaceX Rocket Launch Pad
  • Telescope
  • Alien Research and Space Exploration Institute
  • Space Warfare Think Tank & Weapons Lab
  • Mars Nuclear Weapons Testing Facility
  • Space Holocaust Simulator
  • Bob’s Flat Earth Experience (Dumb Ass Mystery Tour)
  • Boeing Recruiting Center
  • Aeronautical Jew Boy Experience (VR)
  • Mission Impossible: Journey to Jupiter to Commit Suicide
  • Science?
 
LOL... this satire website is fucking incredible :laugh::

https://www.delawareohionews.com/lo...to-build-section-8-immigrant-housing-complex/

https://www.delawareohionews.com/pl...nned-for-planet-oasis-entertainment-district/

https://www.delawareohionews.com/pl...als-to-expect-increased-homelessness-despair/



Below is the complete list of restaurants and attractions expected to be available at the new Planet Oasis entertainment district being developed in Berkshire Township in Delaware County.
planet-oasis-logo.png


Food & Drinks
  • 8 Subway restaurants
  • 12 Starbucks
  • Mcdonald’s
  • Applebee’s
  • Buffalo Wild Wings
  • Red Robin
  • Dairy Queen
  • Taco Bell
  • Arby’s
  • TGI Friday’s
  • Chili’s
  • City BBQ
  • Pizza Hut
  • Long John Silver’s
  • Soggy Cereal Yogurt Bar
  • Donatos
  • America’s First Muslim Owned Chick-fil-a
  • Cheesecake Factory
  • Auntie Anne’s Hand-Rolled Soft Pretzels
  • IHOP
  • Wendy’s
  • Vegan Burger King
  • Chipotle
  • Uncle Tanner’s Kitchen and Eatery
  • Planet Mustard
Shopping & Retail
  • 3 Mattress Stores
  • DICK’s Sporting Goods
  • Claire’s
  • H&M
  • Abercrombie & Fitch
  • Hot Topic
  • John’s Lil’ Sexy Freak Palace
  • Apple Store
  • Banana Republic 2.0
  • Barnes & Noble
  • Palestinian Radio Shack
  • Disney Store
  • Finish Line
  • The Black People Store
  • Mexicano Americano Por Favor
  • Phat Daddy’s Silk Sheets Emporium
  • Lil’ Dragons Kids Center & Survival Toy Factory
  • DSW
  • Gap
  • Gap Kids
  • Gap for Chicken Head Bitches With No Self Respect
  • Gap Outlet
  • Gap Appendage Outlet
  • Gap Smoke Detector Store
  • Gap Dungeon Rape Assembly Line Boutique
  • Gap Again
  • Last Gap Store on the Left
  • The Stain Store
  • Essentially Oily
  • Build-a-bear for Grown Men
  • Hollister
  • Hot Topic
  • Mi Cumpleanos
Entertainment & Sports
  • Rusty Skate Park
  • Go-kart Race Track
  • Indoor Skydiving
  • Rock Climbing Wall
  • E-sports Arena
  • Shooting Range
  • BMX Race Track
  • Water Park
  • Movie Theater
  • Holocaust Dinner Theater (Comedy)
  • Bowling Alley
  • Laser Tag Arena
  • Indoor Sports Arena
  • Drowning VR Simulation
  • Man-made Lake with Sand Beaches
  • Mi Cerrito Arcade
  • Mexican Locker Room RPG
  • Perk and Jerk Volleyball
  • USA Gymnastics Doctor’s Office & Sexual Assault Outpatient Prep Center
  • Basketball Court
  • Tennis Courts
  • Baseball Diamond
  • Splooge Slip-n-Slide
  • Immigrant Hospice Zoo
  • Outdoor Amphitheatre
  • Driving Range
  • Sandpaper Hole Gentlemen’s Club
Hotels & Accommodations
  • 5,000 unit Apartment Complex
  • Hilton Hotel
  • Extended Stay Suites
  • Four Seasons Hotel
  • Naked Dianna’s Luxury Getaway Cabin
  • Immigrant Shanty Town
  • Immigrant Apartment Tower
  • Section 8 Housing Complex
  • Luxury Condominiums
  • Executive Country Club
  • Sugar Daddy Couple’s Retreat
  • Your Step Dad’s Place Retro Suites
  • Cave
  • Human Hamster Dens
Health & Wellness
  • Heroin & Human Sex Trafficking Rehabilitation Center
  • Dentist
  • Chiropractor
  • Sports Medicine
  • Happy Endings Massage Parlor
  • Plastic Surgeon
  • Stem Cell Research Facility
  • Equine Abortion Clinic
  • Yoga Studio
  • 2×4 Renal Restoration Practitioners
  • Spin Studio
  • UNITY Spa
  • Racism Reconditioning Chamber by Gillette
  • Little Spandex Nitrogen Injection Outlet
  • OhioHealth Surgical Roulette
  • Reach Around Counseling
  • Planet Fitness Universe
  • Dialysis with a View
Space Center
  • SpaceX Rocket Launch Pad
  • Telescope
  • Alien Research and Space Exploration Institute
  • Space Warfare Think Tank & Weapons Lab
  • Mars Nuclear Weapons Testing Facility
  • Space Holocaust Simulator
  • Bob’s Flat Earth Experience (Dumb Ass Mystery Tour)
  • Boeing Recruiting Center
  • Aeronautical Jew Boy Experience (VR)
  • Mission Impossible: Journey to Jupiter to Commit Suicide
  • Science?


“We are giving the residents of Delaware County a great deal. This development will bring a lot of money to the area. If they want those benefits, they either help us found this massive housing skyscraper or live with Plan B, which is an immigrant shanty town in downtown Delaware.

“We’re going to generate a lot of low income jobs, attract thousands of misguided people, create an economy none of our employees can afford to live in or enjoy, and ultimately churn out a lot of homeless people who will depend on the local community for survival. We have run several analyses and do not believe it will get in the way of me getting fucking rich for the eighth or ninth time, and that makes it a situation worth dealing with from our perspective. We wouldn’t want other people’s quality of life considerations to get in the way of our progress.”


Is the Delaware Ohio News a satire thing like The Onion? Because if not, these are some of the best real life quotes I have ever read in my life. lol
 
“We are giving the residents of Delaware County a great deal. This development will bring a lot of money to the area. If they want those benefits, they either help us found this massive housing skyscraper or live with Plan B, which is an immigrant shanty town in downtown Delaware.

“We’re going to generate a lot of low income jobs, attract thousands of misguided people, create an economy none of our employees can afford to live in or enjoy, and ultimately churn out a lot of homeless people who will depend on the local community for survival. We have run several analyses and do not believe it will get in the way of me getting fucking rich for the eighth or ninth time, and that makes it a situation worth dealing with from our perspective. We wouldn’t want other people’s quality of life considerations to get in the way of our progress.”


Is the Delaware Ohio News a satire thing like The Onion? Because if not, these are some of the best real life quotes I have ever read in my life. lol


I mean the post you quoted literally had your answer 3 words into his post. :chuckle:
 
Elevator, Hoof Hearted, Seventh Sun, Wolf's Ridge.

Wolf's Ridge was the only good one.

Land Grant and Brewdog are the best; North High, Rockmill & Four Strings also have some quality options.
 

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