Predictions: Wins for the 2018 Cleveland Browns

[natedagg]

we are about to give it to the Steelers. They are all “we are all sticking together” right now without Bell, but wait until that backup fumbles in the 3rd quarter and misses a couple of holes.

We won’t score up to our potential, so maybe we only put up like 27 this week. So 27-16 final sounds about right.

 

[dark2332]

7-9.

I was a 6-10 believer, but I think we upset Pittsburgh this Sunday and that spring boards us into being a confident bunch earlier than anticipated.

 

[Mr. Orange]

Bro, your comment doesn’t make sense. I only have to if they win 5 or less, you fucktard.

It is YOU who will be gobbling feces with 7 or more wins, which will be the case, because we are going 12-6.

@Mr. Orange and I didn’t forget about you, Mr Yellow. I have a new wager to offer, regarding 6 wins. Same as above: you lose if we win more and win if we win less. The loser of the wager has to create an account on a hip hop message board, and defend the Bare Naked Ladies’ “one week” as the best rap song of all time. Like they have to go HARD at defending it lyrically, and be serious about it.

@The Voice hasn’t officially accepted any horseshit eating wager, so that’s off. But what say you to this one, Mr Brave Talk?

LOL

Ok now this is a bet I will take. So O/U 6 wins? Is 6 a push? Or do you get 6? Hell you can have 6 and up.

 

[natedagg]

LOL

Ok now this is a bet I will take. So O/U 6 wins? Is 6 a push? Or do you get 6? Hell you can have 6 and up.

Locked in. This should end with both of us winning.

 

[Sebastian]

8-8.

But 11-5 the year after.

 

[ohiorulez]

2-14.

Progress.

 

[DirtyDan]

Superbowl. But before Baker can throw the game winning touchdown, an asteroid will strike the Earth causing mass extinction.

We start the process all over again in a couple million years. Go Browns!

 

[The Voice]

Bro, your comment doesn’t make sense. I only have to if they win 5 or less, you fucktard.

It is YOU who will be gobbling feces with 7 or more wins, which will be the case, because we are going 12-6.

@Mr. Orange and I didn’t forget about you, Mr Yellow. I have a new wager to offer, regarding 6 wins. Same as above: you lose if we win more and win if we win less. The loser of the wager has to create an account on a hip hop message board, and defend the Bare Naked Ladies’ “one week” as the best rap song of all time. Like they have to go HARD at defending it lyrically, and be serious about it.

@The Voice hasn’t officially accepted any horseshit eating wager, so that’s off. But what say you to this one, Mr Brave Talk?

I didn’t accept your bull shit offer that is worse then Vegas, but I did counter the offer. 6 wins or less you eat horse shit Philly fan style and 7 is a tie. 8 and I’m eating horse poop. A Super Bowl victory negates eating horse shit because neither of us are copying a dumb ass philly fan, but it does require us to double or nothing the next season.

 

[TopGun]

I didn’t accept your bull shit offer that is worse then Vegas, but I did counter the offer. 6 wins or less you eat horse shit Philly fan style and 7 is a tie. 8 and I’m eating horse poop. A Super Bowl victory negates eating horse shit because neither of us are copying a dumb ass philly fan, but it does require us to double or nothing the next season.

Rejects "bull shit offer that is worse then Vegas", turns around and makes horse shit offer that is worse than Vegas.

 

[bob2the2nd]

I think this team will be extremely competitive but just a bit too inexperienced to pull off a bunch of close games. 6 wins.

 

[Derek]

6 seems like the number, but I went ahead and voted 7 just for the sake of optimism for you guys.

Although, if Hue really sucks as bad as a lot of people think based off the last two years, that could take it in the other direction to 4 or 5.

I'm far from a football guy, but it seems like the Browns actually have the pieces to be a competitive team this year.

 

[Zeus69]

4-12. Second youngest team in the league. Around 30 roster spot turnover vs last year's 53. I'm a fan of Haley's but too much unpredictability with Hue at the helm. Pre-season and "on paper" success aside, I'm still waiting to be convinced.

 

[Matches]

I think there are 10 "winnable" games. In the sense that a winnable game is a game you've got a 50-50 shot at winning. That puts you at 5. Steal 1 where you aren't expected to win, puts you at 6. Lose 1 where you are expected to win, (only game on the schedule like that is probably the Jets).

5 and a half is the right number, I think.

 

[TopGun]

I voted 6 because I don't want any of you idiots to eat poop.

 

[Pick6]

Rejects "bull shit offer that is worse then Vegas", turns around and makes horse shit offer that is worse than Vegas.

beat me to it.