People had since January to figure out keepers. If you miss a deadline, you miss out.
The number of people who waited until the last day and almost lost their keepers due to failing to follow the guidelines was staggering. However, we got it all done. Deezy even kept the no-brainer receiver he wanted instead of his Jordan Howard flub.
Please in the future, everyone, get a conversation going with me earlier than the last day. Here's the keeper list and draft order:
1 Marshmallow Nipples - Tyreek Hill and Aaron Jones
2. JKing Replacement - Adam Theilen and Nick Chubb
3. Pass the Blount - Devante Adams and Mahomes
4. PIP Juice - SaQuon Barkley
5. Sashi Browns - Tyler Boyd and Chris Godwin
6. 6pk -. McCaffery
7. Hue Betcha - JuJu Smith-Schuster
8. My Ball Zack Ertz - Austin Hooper and Chicago D
9. Bitchin' Kamara - Edelman and Kamara
10. Hunting for a Chubb - Lindsay and Calvin Ridley
11. Olga-4-EVR - Deshaun Watson and Kenny Holliday
12. Red Stripe Prophecy - Robert Woods and Derrius Guice
13. Fat Chris Mills - Kittle and James Conner
14. Sexual Tyrannosaurs- Micheal Thomas and Marlon Mack
BTW - I never used that randomizer before and had no idea what would happen. I just liked the fact that shaking it makes a name come up. Feels like I'm at a craps table.