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RBF League 2019 - Preparing for Disappointment

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My team can’t do worse than last week, right? RIGHT!?

Fuck
 

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Rookie wide receivers are hard to trust and can be very up and down from week to week... so you are totally right and should start him every week.

My team went from being something like a 93% certainty to win to loser with every tick of the clock last night. I had no idea Oakland would control that game. Glad I didn't put real money on the Broncos.
Damn, I just read that Marquise Brown was only on the field for 14 snaps, but still put up those monster numbers. He isn't startable until he gets on the field more, but that sure speaks to his explosiveness and how badly Jackson wants to get him the ball.

...or maybe he is injured and the franchise is hiding it from everyone.
/ozone
 

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Hunter Henry is my trash mascot.

Punchable face, clubbable knees.
 

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Damn, I just read that Marquise Brown was only on the field for 14 snaps, but still put up those monster numbers. He isn't startable until he gets on the field more, but that sure speaks to his explosiveness and how badly Jackson wants to get him the ball.

...or maybe he is injured and the franchise is hiding it from everyone.
/ozone
Or maybe they're just featuring him to trade him!
 

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BOOM GOES THE DYNOMITE!

I just picked up Matt Bryant, Kicker, Atlanta Falcons. Y'all aren't taking this Kicker Challenge seriously.Im dead ass serious!
 

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BOOM GOES THE DYNOMITE!

I just picked up Matt Bryant, Kicker, Atlanta Falcons. Y'all aren't taking this Kicker Challenge seriously.Im dead ass serious!
He scored 0 points last week

Using my trend analysis this week my propriety projection system has him pegged for 0.63 points

#dud
 

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He scored 0 points last week

Using my trend analysis this week my propriety projection system has him pegged for 0.63 points

#dud
I predict Philadelphia Eagles fans are going to think they are having a stroke every Sunday because they keep smelling burnt toast... but that's no stroke, that's a crappy defensive backfield!
 

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He can kick the can.... A garbage can !!!!
Laugh and play all summer, young grasshopper. This ant is working the kicker position. When the winter comes, your hungry belly will beg me for kickers! Ancient Greek fables, motherfucker!
 

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Not to jinx anybody, but Matt Prater of the Lions just dropped a doughnut. Mentally prepare for the task ahead, @King Stannis because you have no excuse this time
 

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Not to jinx anybody, but Matt Prater of the Lions just dropped a doughnut. Mentally prepare for the task ahead, @King Stannis because you have no excuse this time
Brett Maher is my kicker.

He had 7.00 points, which isn't near last this week.

Paging Dr. @Deezus, paging Dr. Deezus. White courtesy phone.

Don't feel bad, you kicked my ass so...
 

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Brett Maher is my kicker.

He had 7.00 points, which isn't near last this week.

Paging Dr. @Deezus, paging Dr. Deezus. White courtesy phone.

Don't feel bad, you kicked my ass so...
Oh, damn, and I was only two beers in when I made that mistake. Not acceptable, commish!

So... @Deezus... anything can happen but don't be that puss who pretends he is really super busy in his week of reckoning.
 

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