RBF League 2020 - Defensive Poster Throwdown

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Randolphkeys

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No. I'm doing JJ_Hot Take if I lose
He's not defensive... he is offensively obsessed with three prospects in the 2020 NBA draft and may not be able to converse on any other topic.
 

Hurl Bruce

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I think at the end of the year everyone should assign a song to the person finishing one spot below them to perform. It's hogwash that the second place team's reward is to sing a song and the losers down in the standings do nothing.
 

Randolphkeys

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I think at the end of the year everyone should assign a song to the person finishing one spot below them to perform. It's hogwash that the second place team's reward is to sing a song and the losers down in the standings do nothing.
 

The Wizard of Moz

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@ChicagoCavFan @Jordan @Sebastian @PIP @The Wizard of Moz @SixPACK @FiveThous @Deezus @Jack Brickman @SuperSurge @Hurl Bruce @Man Called X @Amherstcavsfan

It is time to talk about that thing that makes this league better than any other league you will join this year... it's time for a wager. As usual, the first wager of the year will be mandatory. We can talk further about voluntary status of our bets after everyone does at least one.

I'm introducing a new game:

The Defensive Poster Throwdown!

The rules are simple. Whomever has the lowest scoring defense in week one has to churn out eight posts in a row that are incredibly defensive and try, to the best of your ability, to replicate the well loved posting style of B00bie/AZ_. The posts must be hyperlinked in here when the deed is done.

Prepare your defenses, boys. Tuesday B00bie returns... and the B00bie might be you.
Holy fuck did Arizona get banned again

Either way great challenge
 

Sebastian

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Holy fuck did Arizona get banned again

Either way great challenge
You know the saying "Every man is his own worst enemy?"

B00bie is the Napoleon of that saying and loses his own Waterloo every month or so recently.
 

FiveThous

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I've had him blocked for awhile, fingers crossed it's not me with the lowest scoring defense.
 

SixPACK

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So is our goal to try and get banned and then you, Keys, will unban us? (of course some rules: no racism, making fun of X's nipples, talking about Moz's micro, etc.)

Or just be a total dick to someone with the goal of not being banned


Well my DEF is Indi vs JAX, so as of now, I am looking good.
 

SuperSurge

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@Randolphkeys is there any way to dig up a classic b00bie/AZ post to model after in case anyone isn't sure what you're looking for?
 

Man Called X

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@Randolphkeys is there any way to dig up a classic b00bie/AZ post to model after in case anyone isn't sure what you're looking for?
Act smarter than whoever you are replying to. Call every argument a strawman. Be obnoxious about it. Pretend to be a professional scout.

And when in doubt, deflect.
 

Randolphkeys

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I keep no record of B00bie's greatest hits. Here are a few of his most recent posts before getting shit-canned.

Blame everyone else for your own words and how they are interpreted:


Here's one that was deleted. Notice how he deftly claims someone else's opinion doesn't matter, then flips it into how he isn't allowed to talk about the subject matter he himself brought up originally:

This isn't what I described as uniquely American.

This is a straw man.

But nevertheless, this is not the forum to further expand on this fallacy.


...So basically focus on blaming other posters and the board for opinions you hold, which are the only acceptable opinions. To go full B00bie, try to pick minor details of a topic to become completely defensive about.
 

Sebastian

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I keep no record of B00bie's greatest hits. Here are a few of his most recent posts before getting shit-canned.

Blame everyone else for your own words and how they are interpreted:


Here's one that was deleted. Notice how he deftly claims someone else's opinion doesn't matter, then flips it into how he isn't allowed to talk about the subject matter he himself brought up originally:

This isn't what I described as uniquely American.

This is a straw man.

But nevertheless, this is not the forum to further expand on this fallacy.


...So basically focus on blaming other posters and the board for opinions you hold, which are the only acceptable opinions. To go full B00bie, try to pick minor details of a topic to become completely defensive about.
It also helps to trash a moderator or two that has been helping you out by accusing them of abuse of power or being in league with a conspiracy.

I made a joke and subsequently the mods took it out of context and banned me; like Max used to do. They were looking for any excuse to silence me, and the truth, and further the conservative agenda in this Forum.
 
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