I keep no record of B00bie's greatest hits. Here are a few of his most recent posts before getting shit-canned.
Blame everyone else for your own words and how they are interpreted:
Are you not in the political threads? I haven't been for about a year. I made a sarcastic comment in response to a sarcastic argument, and was subsequently banned. Have subsequently asked to be re-added, but the powers that be have only given me a vague explanation for what specifically is...
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Here's one that was deleted. Notice how he deftly claims someone else's opinion doesn't matter, then flips it into how he isn't allowed to talk about the subject matter he himself brought up originally:
This isn't what I described as uniquely American.
This is a straw man.
But nevertheless, this is not the forum to further expand on this fallacy.
...So basically focus on blaming other posters and the board for opinions you hold, which are the only acceptable opinions. To go full B00bie, try to pick minor details of a topic to become completely defensive about.