Sizemore Blasts Cleveland Women

[cdt]

Cleveland Indians second-year outfielder Grady Sizemore is young, talented, handsome, friendly and single. It’s those characteristics that have made him the object of desire of thousands of women in the city of Cleveland. But while Sizemore’s situation may sound like a dream for most men, he’s slowly discovering it’s not as great as it might sound.

“Maybe if I played in Los Angeles or San Diego. Or Atlanta or Miami. Or, well … a lot of cities that aren’t Cleveland, it would be better,” said Sizemore. “And while it’s very flattering that these Cleveland women want me so much, they’re just not really my taste. You know, ‘cause they’re pretty ugly. And a bit on the chunky side.”

http://www.sportspickle.com/features/volume5/2006-0524-sizemore.html


Ahaha even though it's fake it's pretty funny :chuckleS:

 

[PIP]

There's women in Cleveland ? That's what they call those things ?

 

[cdt]

I thought they were the spawn of something dwelling in the Lake

 

[hughes1988]

there are alot of hott women in cleveland... all over the malls and shit...

 

[TrueCavsFan23]

wait so he didnt say it?j/w why it was posted if it was fake lol.

 

[madisonmax]

Sportspickle.com is a parody site like The Onion. All the stuff on there is made up. Pretty funny too.

Check out T.I.R.S.H. for a laugh.

 

[cdt]

Because it's fun to see the funny side of sports instead of the scandals arrests and what not.

 

[TrueCavsFan23]

nah its cool,at first i was just confused.