The Blake Hance "OL of Mystery" Thread

[The Human Q-Tip]

He's never met Kevin Stefanski or Bill Callahan.

NEVER.MET.THEM.

Actually, he did meet Callahan when they were both with the Redskins last year. That was how we knew about him.

 

[MattyFos.]

I'm not falling for this Blake Hance psy-op. I would bet money that was Joe Thomas coming out of retirement to help the Browns in their time of need.

 

[col63onel]

Browns should sell a bunch of Blake Hance jerseys with the proceeds going to covid relief. I'd buy one.

 

[The Oi]

Browns should sell a bunch of Blake Hance jerseys with the proceeds going to covid relief. I'd buy one.

Werent you the guy with the Bagel Mayfield idea?

You and your Nathan Fielder-esque ideas please me.

 

[Lee]

Blake! You did enough to get us through. Nothing against you or your skill, but I hope we don't see you on the field again next week. I want the regulars back on the field.

I disagree, I hope we see him on the field next week celebrating a victory with the rest of the team.

 

[Douglar]

I sort of lump Dunn into the same category as Hance.

 

[CleveRocks]

I thought Dunn was very effective until he got hurt..

 

[col63onel]

I sort of lump Dunn into the same category as Hance.

He thought his career was Dunn, but the Browns covid issues gave him a cHance.

@Lee

 

[The Oi]

He thought his career was Dunn, but the Browns covid issues gave him a cHance.

@Lee

And thus this week the Browns Mayfield a fully healthy squad.

 

[Randolphkeys]

He thought his career was Dunn, but the Browns covid issues gave him a cHance.

@Lee

And thus this week the Browns Mayfield a fully healthy squad.

Both of you Wills have to see yourselves out.

 

[Huber.]

The huddle when he was called in:

Hi, Blake Hance, Hance Refrigeration.
Hi, Blake Hance, Hance Refrigeration.
Hi, Blake Hance, Hance Refrigeration.

 

[The Oi]

Do you think whenever Callahan was in the room with the other coaches and they were all coming up with a guy for the spot, he sold them by saying:

“There’s only one man for a job like this. And it’ll be a cold day in hell before I give it to anybody but my guy Blake. This, my friends, is what’s known in the pro ranks as a Hance job.

 

[Lee]

He thought his career was Dunn, but the Browns covid issues gave him a cHance.

@Lee

A double pun, word play dad joke.....so solid.....9.5/10

 

[Lee]

Both of you Wills have to see yourselves out.

All of these dad jokes is giving me a Chubb, I will have to Hunt for more.

 

[MGMT]

Don’t you ever fucking leave me