The Bleachers

[The Human Q-Tip]

Sounds like she liked you and was doing some playful teasing

Then you leveled her lmao

She was an Army JAG officer, and I don't think I was her type....

 

[sportscoach]

She was an Army JAG officer, and I don't think I was her type....

You never know! Maybe you screwed up finding your soul mate right there!

I played on a team with a 76 year old. Guy was wildly knowledgeable, coached aaa. Had the highest average on the team, played first. You can do it.

I'm playing hot corner with 50 foot base paths. How can I get practice with hard hit grounders by myself?

I wish it was that easy, I'm semi-lucky I can even walk let alone run anymore. I will try and get back into things, but at times its hard when at any moment, your joints dislocate randomly (even my ribs will shift at random times). I mean I am still naturally a better athlete than most but my body doesn't always work with me at times

 

[David.]

Tournament team construction not going well.

Basically none of my close friends are good enough and I'm not consistent at third so I'm on everyone else's team, won't exactly be as fun as I originally thought, and if I don't show the hell up at third I'm at risk of being replaced

 

[dkbldev]

My grandpa was on Danny Green's baseball team when they were both kids. My dad played with a small scrawny kid named Randy Poffo. Poffo later became Randy "Macho Man" Savage.

 

[Lee]

I wish it was that easy, I'm semi-lucky I can even walk let alone run anymore. I will try and get back into things, but at times its hard when at any moment, your joints dislocate randomly (even my ribs will shift at random times). I mean I am still naturally a better athlete than most but my body doesn't always work with me at times

That sucks, a friend of mine's brother ran a 4.2 40 in high school, maybe he can help you get into the swing of tings again.

 

[David.]

Feels like I throw around 10mph faster sidearm than over the top. It actually feels like a whip, which is how I imagine a 3/4 throw is supposed to feel like, but I must have shitty mechanics that way or am maybe just not built for it comparatively

More over the top feels like all forearm and Jerky, sidearm feels like whole body and a pec fly and smooth and in sync and fluid

 

[sportscoach]

That sucks, a friend of mine's brother ran a 4.2 40 in high school, maybe he can help you get into the swing of tings again.

I wish I could run the 4.4 like I did in high school. I cannot even use my patella tendons in my knees anymore sadly *sighs* both sadly are true at the moment. I played soccer and ran track so my speed isn’t that surprising really.

 

[David.]

Damn. Probably my best night of softball.

6 hours, 3 games, 4 hr in 10ab, 8/10,10 put outs, no errors. Lead off an inning with a hr and ended it with another. Got to play with my little family that's been building. Game winning hr and game ending backhand snag.

Tournament team is set, got to put a few friends on it. We could do pretty well. Thursday league is set, girls are the best of any team, guys are all at least solid.

We almost kicked a girl off our team middle of the game. Tied, last inning, we're home, she's on third and dude just hit a single. She's baiting them to mess with her so guy can stretch it into a double. We all tell her to stfu and get on the bag, but she's wasted. So she just runs home and gets thrown out by about 5 steps.

Otoh you can pretty clearly see an outline of her labia through her shorts they're so tight so we're staying with her.

 

[AZ_]

 

[The Oi]

Damn. Probably my best night of softball.

6 hours, 3 games, 4 hr in 10ab, 8/10,10 put outs, no errors. Lead off an inning with a hr and ended it with another. Got to play with my little family that's been building. Game winning hr and game ending backhand snag.

Tournament team is set, got to put a few friends on it. We could do pretty well. Thursday league is set, girls are the best of any team, guys are all at least solid.

We almost kicked a girl off our team middle of the game. Tied, last inning, we're home, she's on third and dude just hit a single. She's baiting them to mess with her so guy can stretch it into a double. We all tell her to stfu and get on the bag, but she's wasted. So she just runs home and gets thrown out by about 5 steps.

Otoh you can pretty clearly see an outline of her labia through her shorts they're so tight so we're staying with her.

Pics

 

[Juice is Loose]

Damn. Probably my best night of softball.

6 hours, 3 games, 4 hr in 10ab, 8/10,10 put outs, no errors. Lead off an inning with a hr and ended it with another. Got to play with my little family that's been building. Game winning hr and game ending backhand snag.

Tournament team is set, got to put a few friends on it. We could do pretty well. Thursday league is set, girls are the best of any team, guys are all at least solid.

We almost kicked a girl off our team middle of the game. Tied, last inning, we're home, she's on third and dude just hit a single. She's baiting them to mess with her so guy can stretch it into a double. We all tell her to stfu and get on the bag, but she's wasted. So she just runs home and gets thrown out by about 5 steps.

Otoh you can pretty clearly see an outline of her labia through her shorts they're so tight so we're staying with her.

Can. We. See.

 

[The Oi]

Thing about cameltoe.

Feels like there’s this weird stigma in society where people act like it’s gross. Like I’ve literally heard both men and women react to cameltoe as if it’s a gross thing.

What’s am I missing? Are women vastly misunderstanding the situation here? Are people grossed out by vaginas?

I seek it out and I’m certain I’m not in the minority.

 

[Juice is Loose]

Thing about cameltoe.

Feels like there’s this weird stigma in society where people act like it’s gross. Like I’ve literally heard both men and women react to cameltoe as if it’s a gross thing.

What’s am I missing? Are women vastly misunderstanding the situation here? Are people grossed out by vaginas?

I seek it out and I’m certain I’m not in the minority.

Was at the gym couple months ago. Hottest girl at the gym was wearing olive yoga pants standing just a few feet from me. I was in the squat rack, I look over at her and she’s displaying a full camel toe while doing her leg workout. I couldn’t even focus rest of time there. I wanted to stare but didn’t want to make it obvious.

Anyone that finds it gross, I strongly disagree.

 

[The Oi]

Was at the gym couple months ago. Hottest girl at the gym was wearing olive yoga pants standing just a few feet from me. I was in the squat rack, I look over at her and she’s displaying a full camel toe while doing her leg workout. I couldn’t even focus rest of time there. I wanted to stare but didn’t want to make it obvious.

Anyone that finds it gross, I strongly disagree.

Here’s what is gross though. That girl takes huge stinky dumps that reverberate off of the toilet rim and at least once or twice in the last few years has gotten shit in her labia folds.

 

[Juice is Loose]

Here’s what is gross though. That girl takes huge stinky dumps that reverberate off of the toilet rim and at least once or twice in the last few years has gotten shit in her labia folds.

While that’s actually a great mindset for approaching girls if you think about it. Picture them at their most vulnerable state. Shitting their brains out, you realize they’re nothing special.

There’s also not scientific evidence, that someone like Kate Beckinsale or Gal Gadot has ever shit in their life.