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While that’s actually a great mindset for approaching girls if you think about it. Picture them at their most vulnerable state. Shitting their brains out, you realize they’re nothing special.

There’s also not scientific evidence, that someone like Kate Beckinsale or Gal Gadot has ever shit in their life.

Let’s say you went on a date with a girl who really liked you and one of her friends gave her this advice for when she got nervous about being with a guy. And let’s say you were nervous about being with that girl, so you were picturing her shitting to decrease your anxiety.

That means it’s possible that during your date with that girl you were attracted to, you two spent a significant amount of time picturing each other shitting.
 
Let’s say you went on a date with a girl who really liked you and one of her friends gave her this advice for when she got nervous about being with a guy. And let’s say you were nervous about being with that girl, so you were picturing her shitting to decrease your anxiety.

That means it’s possible that during your date with that girl you were attracted to, you two spent a significant amount of time picturing each other shitting.

Girl who I really liked earlier this year, tells me she went out drinking and she had Mexican at 3am. “Great decision at the time but I know I’ll regret it today”. That was a tough image to get out my head.
 
Girl who I really liked earlier this year, tells me she went out drinking and she had Mexican at 3am. “Great decision at the time but I know I’ll regret it today”. That was a tough image to get out my head.
Now picture her doing squats 5 hours later.
 
Girl who I really liked earlier this year, tells me she went out drinking and she had Mexican at 3am. “Great decision at the time but I know I’ll regret it today”. That was a tough image to get out my head.

She friendzoned you whether you or she intended for her to right at that moment.
 
I know some guys who have done the "here's a polaroid camera, shoot and post your results" thing in their bathroom.

But I once met this weird Canadian girl in a Cleveland bar, and she had that going on back at her place. So when I go to use her bathroom, there's these pictures of hers (and other, presumably) turds facing me on the door.

I ghosted that girl before ghosting was even a thing.

Edit: Probably should start sticking to my own rule about this thread being limited to sports/baseball related OT.....
 
Well, to get away from crap stories, I'm curious as to what foul balls anyone else has gotten.

I caught a Sandy Alomar ball in '95, and got him to sign it later. Also caught one from Manny Ramirez in the World Series that year. Had to basically break some other guy's fingers, but I got it. And got a Thome foul ball at some point in '97. Anyone else?
 
Well, to get away from crap stories, I'm curious as to what foul balls anyone else has gotten.

I caught a Sandy Alomar ball in '95, and got him to sign it later. Also caught one from Manny Ramirez in the World Series that year. Had to basically break some other guy's fingers, but I got it. And got a Thome foul ball at some point in '97. Anyone else?

I caught a foul ball from David DeJesus when he was on the Royals in like 2009. Also almost snagged a walk-off Grand Slam that Chris Shelton hit at a Mudhens game. Don't remember the year on that one, but it was a while ago.
 
Well, to get away from crap stories, I'm curious as to what foul balls anyone else has gotten.

I caught a Sandy Alomar ball in '95, and got him to sign it later. Also caught one from Manny Ramirez in the World Series that year. Had to basically break some other guy's fingers, but I got it. And got a Thome foul ball at some point in '97. Anyone else?

Was down in Tampa yeaaars ago when Frank Thomas was still playing with Chicago. He hit two down the line during BP and an usher grabbed them both for my sister and I. We got them signed by Bobby Thigpen who was sitting right by us. Other than that, never have come close in a game.
 
Was down in Tampa yeaaars ago when Frank Thomas was still playing with Chicago. He hit two down the line during BP and an usher grabbed them both for my sister and I. We got them signed by Bobby Thigpen who was sitting right by us. Other than that, never have come close in a game.

I was just lucky as hell getting mine -- even got two from guys on other teams that I just gave away because of the ones I already had.

The Manny ball has a big blue smear from where it caromed off the side of the club seats back when it was painted blue. And it's got the "World Series 1995" emblem on it, so that's pretty cool too. Never did get him to sign it, though.
 
Holy shit was that fun. Tourney didn't start out well.

3rd place. All these other teams have been together for years.

Our college player girl told someone on the team she couldn't come, and he didn't tell anyone, so we had to play down a fielder and with an automatic out every time through the lineup for the first game. We were winning until that happened, lost 19-14

That same teammate that blew the communication invited someone we never asked to invite, which would have been a huge issue if a guy I invited just didn't call didn't show and pretended like he didn't know what time the game was at 2pm when he finally texted. What an absolute dick head.

Second game was against the team I left. They're ranked 57th in the state. they had no business beating us but a fluke inning and terrible calls brought them back in the last inning for a one run win. We wanted that one.

We finally find some shitty girl to play for us, which is huge.

So we go to the losers bracket and face a team that illegally plays C rated players. Ranked 35th in the state, 212
National. The guy who I've got history with (slept w same girl) was on that team. Villain of the league is also on that team. We just absolutely beat the shit out of them. They've been together for years and this is our first day

Move on, get to play the team that beat us game one. Beat the shit out of them. Ranked 40th state, 259 national.

Beat the shit out of the next team, ra ked 25th state, 147 national

Ran out of gas, and lost in the semi finals to the team that won the whole thing. We could have won that whole thing. If you're in the losers bracket you play back to back to back while the winners take hour long breaks in between until they cycle through to us. We were just done. And they were ranked 2nd in the state and 7th nationally

Played like shit in the field. I think I got out 3 times in 20+ at bats. Figures out what "snap the wrists" means and Jesus christ I get an extra 60 feet every hit. 2 line drive home runs on a 350 foot fence and another just foul. Missed another by a mile but got it to the warning track on sky shot to dead center.

Game c killed confidence in the field. Hadn't missed a play in 5 games and, bla. Our first base was playing 40 feet off the bag because she doesn't know what she's doing and is fast. "I can' sprint to the bag". Yea bit we don't have a target to throw to, we aren't throwing to a moving target at first from the left side of the infield. Anyways, blew a throw, knocked down a hard grounder but didn't stop it. Missed another.

May just be dh and never take the field in the future.
 
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Used to play a ton of softball in my mid-20's, but once I had teammates/friends starting to play in upper level world tourneys, I realized my hobby had jumped the shark. I was playing with guys who could pick whether they were going to hit it to the pitcher's glove side or hand side when they shot it up the middle. It started to seem silly to me.

Most of them still play, and their lives pretty much revolve around it.
 
When did this turn into a softball thread? I love it. I play beer league during the summer, won championship this year (notttttt a big deal). I didn’t bring in any ringers, kept same 10-11 on roster and used those guys.

I think “Softball Guys” are the worst type of stereotype to play against in any “rec/intramural” type sport.
 
When did this turn into a softball thread? I love it. I play beer league during the summer, won championship this year (notttttt a big deal). I didn’t bring in any ringers, kept same 10-11 on roster and used those guys.

I think “Softball Guys” are the worst type of stereotype to play against in any “rec/intramural” type sport.

Absolutely, I played with some pretty relaxed softball guys. Yeah, we won a lot of league game 20-0 in 3 innings while purposely hitting HR's for outs, and goofing around, and I can see how that would be annoying, but taking the games too seriously is way worse.

There's definitely a culture within slow pitch softball that leads to a bunch of meatheads taking shit too seriously. I have found the same thing to be true in sand volleyball.
 

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