He Gave Us Something to Tacko Bout

[PITCavsFan]

 

[Soar]

Are we trying to put a basketball team together or is this the circus?

 

[AllforOne]

Somebody’s gonna suggest running a Tacko-Allen-Mobley-Markkanen lineup out there, aren’t they?

 

[Alec]

Altman going from (no) space-and-pace to bricks and dicks.

 

[Loki478]

Maybe they want our guards to have a good mount to ride into battle….

 

[PITCavsFan]

Are we over 7'0" for the full roster average yet?

 

[buzzdog]

Somebody’s gonna suggest running a Tacko-Allen-Mobley-Markkanen lineup out there, aren’t they?

Only if you add Ben Simmons as the point guard.

 

[Man Called X]

Clearly we are trying to maximize market inefficiencies. Can't get wings? Collect 7 footers instead. Revolutionizing the NBA, one 7 foot signing at the time.

 

[Man Called X]

Only if you add Ben Simmons as the point guard.

Mobley is being traded for Simmons, didn't you know?

 

[pr26]

I love this signing and it’s strictly for the memes.

 

[AllforOne]

Jokes aside, I don’t see the downside here. The Cavs do need a backup C (or two?) … and it’s a non-guaranteed deal. Bring him to camp, and if he doesn’t work out, there’s nothing keeping him here.

 

[Man Called X]

Need a Photoshop of Sexton riding on top his shoulders.

 

[Alec]

He’s a backup C, but he’s truly unplayable. I guess most backup C’s are really horrible. But he’s a 40% FT shooter lol.

 

[Soar]

On a serious note I swear there was a link or tweet about the Cavs having interest after he went undrafted but he picked the Celtics.

 

[Kiddo]

Can he play sf?