What Do You Do For Work?

[FiveThous]

Recruiting

 

[Deezus]

I'm a post-sales IT security consultant (major accounts) in the Ohio/PA/Michigan/KY region for an enterprise cloud security company.

Also, as a side-gig, I test out @The Oi 's mannequins' "love holes" for pre-sales quality control. He pays me in his wife's ass-pennies.

 

[Huber.]

I dispose of unwanted mannequins for popular department stores. I usually just dump them on the side of the road and pocket the disposal fee.

 

[David.]

I dispose of unwanted mannequins for popular department stores. I usually just dump them on the side of the road and pocket the disposal fee.

Goddamn

 

[The Oi]

I dispose of unwanted mannequins for popular department stores. I usually just dump them on the side of the road and pocket the disposal fee.

The Henrietta model from Syms has been killing lately.

 

[Deezus]

The Henrietta model from Syms has been killing lately.

Yeah but I keep telling you that you need to tighten up that beef gasket before selling.

 

[The Oi]

Yeah but I keep telling you that you need to tighten up that beef gasket before selling.

You’re right.

I do offer a girth certificate with most models though.

 

[Hurl Bruce]

I'm a Behavior Analyst for a healthcare provider. I work exclusively in the Autism community.

 

[Deezus]

You’re right.

I do offer a girth certificate with most models though.

As long as it covers the mannequin's clacker valve and leather Cheerio, I'm cool with it.

 

[The Oi]

As long as it covers the mannequin's clacker valve and leather Cheerio, I'm cool with it.

It’ll definitely cover the mannequins piss flaps and mudtunnel.

 

[Randolphkeys]

Gold prospector, oyster thief, whittler of handmade canoes.

 

[AllforOne]

Software developer on a long-term assignment with a government agency; also own rental real estate.

 

[pr26]

Fraud Analyst for a fortune 100 company. Political science degree, weird that I ended up here but digging it.

 

[Sebastian]

Gold prospector, oyster thief, whittler of handmade canoes.

Ha!

I knew you are Gary Barnidge!

 

[Sebastian]

Currently do unarmed security at a major hospital in central Ohio, taking my police entrance exam on Feb. 2nd. Main goal in life is to work my way up to homicide/intelligence detective, would make the degree I got at Ohio State not completely useless.

What is your degree in?

Psychology?

Interested in becoming a profiler?