Finally a great fucking fantasy week for me.
I'm up 187 to 51 in my 10 team PPR league right now. That is not a misprint. I have Jordy Nelson. He has Cutler, Jeffrey, and Cobb. The best part about this one is that he sent me some trash talking texts around 1:30 today because I kept Megatron on the bench (he had 14 at that point and finished with 26). I have since returned the favor numerous times.
I'm down 91-93 in my 12 team, non-PPR league. I have McCoy, Parkey, and the Eagles defense yet to play. My opponent has Benjamin. I feel good about my chances here.
I'm up 98-63 in my .5 PPR league. I've got Jeffrey, Marshall, and Lacy playing and he has the Panthers defense yet to play. Unless the Panthers defense scores approximately eight touchdowns, this one is over.
The Browns won Thursday. I spent the early part of today at a delicious brunch buffet with a cute blonde and bottomless mimosas, then to the local bottle shop for three dollar pints. The Steelers lost, meaning the Browns are in first place. My fantasy teams were all dominant. I've got a staycation day tomorrow. I'm drinking a bourbon barrel aged Arrogant Bastard right now and talking shit to my buddy and am about to take formerly mentioned blonde into my bedroom to bang her at halftime. Is there a better possible Sunday?
