Gary Barnidge

[Randolphkeys]

So what will happen first: A Barnidge touchdown, Jigo finishing his edit of the Barnidge song lyrics, or Hoyer winning over B00bie/Cosmo/ or The Voice?

 

[The Oi]

So what will happen first: A Barnidge touchdown, Jigo finishing his edit of the Barnidge song lyrics, or Hoyer winning over B00bie/Cosmo/ or The Voice?

Barnidge could get a season-ending injury this Sunday and he'd score a TD before I finish that edit.

 

[Surge]

Barnidge.

 

[Randolphkeys]

Astounding...

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/11876273/iron-man-joe-thomas-lives-cleveland-brown

On a different day, Thomas' wife, Annie, was on the phone, talking about the husband she met one summer when Wisconsin athletes stayed at school to train.

"I was reluctant to start dating him just because I didn't want to date an athlete," she said. "He approached and asked if he could take me out in his canoe sometime. I thought that was either the cheesiest pickup line ever or the sweetest thing I ever heard."

"I had to differentiate myself from the sea of men who were wooing her," Thomas said. "I knew it would either fail miserably or be the start of something great."

That is Joe Thomas, a romantic canoe dude.





I'm pretty sure the Browns are pranking us at this point...

 

[A Squared]

Astounding...

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/11876273/iron-man-joe-thomas-lives-cleveland-brown

On a different day, Thomas' wife, Annie, was on the phone, talking about the husband she met one summer when Wisconsin athletes stayed at school to train.

"I was reluctant to start dating him just because I didn't want to date an athlete," she said. "He approached and asked if he could take me out in his canoe sometime. I thought that was either the cheesiest pickup line ever or the sweetest thing I ever heard."

"I had to differentiate myself from the sea of men who were wooing her," Thomas said. "I knew it would either fail miserably or be the start of something great."

That is Joe Thomas, a romantic canoe dude.





I'm pretty sure the Browns are pranking us at this point...

Joe is an avid fisherman so it makes since he owned/owns a canoe.

 

[The Oi]

Makes since.

 

[A Squared]

Makes since.

 

[Soda]

Describe Barnidge's dime and whether she put off a freshly shaved or huge bush type of vibe.

I mean, I can understand Gary going bush for the nostalgia of it, but there's no way he's going fur on the regular.

"I had to differentiate myself from the sea of men who were wooing her," Thomas said. "I knew it would either fail miserably or be the start of something great."

How does "I'm about to be the 3rd pick in the NFL draft" not differentiate you?

 

[The Voice]

It went:

Barnidge's Dime/Barnidge/Me/My Fiancee/Lanning's wife?/Lanning/Two Other People That looked suspiciously like Lanning's brother and wife or something weird.

BTW, I definitely didn't know Lanning. Barnidge literally called out to Lanning by his full name to tell him something...probably because Barnidge doesn't associate with such plebs.

Was Lannings wife hot?


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[The Oi]

I bet Gary splits bitches open like a maul hitting a wedge.

 

[Randolphkeys]

MVP!!!

MVP!!!

MVP!!!

 

[Ohio]

Barnidge is more clutch than Tebow ever was

 

[TheLand1287]

All the guy does is make big catches when it matters most. He can be our backup TE until he retires as far as I'm concerned.

 

[The Oi]

How many pairs of panties had to be changed in Cleveland 5 minutes after that catch he made?

 

[Ohdang]

How many pairs of panties had to be changed in Cleveland 5 minutes after that catch he made?

My girlfriend kind of has a thing for Paul Kruger, she gets a little excited every time he gets a sack. I'm afraid to even make her aware of Gary Barnidge's existence for fear of what may happen.