Gary Barnidge

[Backstage]

 

[The Oi]

Fabulous write up here:

Whether dating divas, providing for orphans or catching passes, Cleveland Browns' TE Gary Barnidge keeps it real

http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2014/11/whether_dating_divas_providing.html

Holy fuck they mention his dimples...

@Maximus

 

[The Oi]

Judge away, but I already have the perfect song set aside for a Barnidge tribute. I just need the time to pen the lyrics... and the ability to sing... mostly just the time though.

This song is currently being worked on.

 

[Rimage]

Saw Gary out and about on the streets one time and went for the high five.

I walked away with a low six.

 

[Soda]

Saw Gary out and about on the streets one time and went for the high five.

I walked away with a low six.

You grabbed his hand and dong in one swoop?

 

[Rimage]

You grabbed his hand and dong in one swoop?

There are a lot of ways to interpret what I posted. They are all correct.

 

[Randolphkeys]

This song is currently being worked on.

I took the song as far as I could and accepted that our resident Gary Barnidge historian and curator should finish it.

 

[The Oi]

I know more about Gary Barnidge than Ken Burns knows about baseball.

 

[Amherstcavsfan]

Sat next to the man himself tonight for the new Hunger Games movie. My fiancee was sitting next to Spencer Lanning too.

The tail this guy gets is pretty legendary, though. And he was rocking a pretty sweet Browns hat too.

 

[Phills14]

Help me understand this... the seating arrangement was Barnidge/Amherst/Amherst's Fiance/Spencer Lanning?

Was Barnidge playing wing man for Lanning by using his witty personality and epic stories of survival in the Russian Gulag to distract you while Lanning put the moves on your fiance?

 

[Amherstcavsfan]

Help me understand this... the seating arrangement was Barnidge/Amherst/Amherst's Fiance/Spencer Lanning?

Was Barnidge playing wing man for Lanning by using his witty personality and epic stories of survival in the Russian Gulag to distract you while Lanning put the moves on your fiance?

It went:

Barnidge's Dime/Barnidge/Me/My Fiancee/Lanning's wife?/Lanning/Two Other People That looked suspiciously like Lanning's brother and wife or something weird.

BTW, I definitely didn't know Lanning. Barnidge literally called out to Lanning by his full name to tell him something...probably because Barnidge doesn't associate with such plebs.

 

[The Oi]

Describe Barnidge's dime and whether she put off a freshly shaved or huge bush type of vibe.

 

[Ohio]

Pics or it didnt happen

 

[The Oi]

Spencer Lanning looks and seems like the kind of punter that could defy the odds and not only be straight, but get solid puss too.

 

[Amherstcavsfan]

Describe Barnidge's dime and whether she put off a freshly shaved or huge bush type of vibe.

Oh definitely freshly shaved. While incredibly hot, she was magnificently groomed.

In other words, she was more of a prissy stuck up bitch rather than a dirty whore...I mean, she was wearing a shawl...

Pics or it didnt happen

I was going to, but he swarmed with teenage girls who wanted a picture. Apparently, he's huge with teenage girls.