Myles Garrett : NFL 2023 DPOY

[Jack Brickman]

Playing sports drunk is great. Never tense up.

In my experience it's true with competitive video games as well. Although there's a clear drop off point. A couple of beers and you're playing loose and not over thinking things. One beer too many, though, and suddenly your aim goes to shit and you're useless to your team.

 

[2 For The Brew]

Andrew Bynum messes up his knee bowling.

Anyway I played softball in Middleburgh Heights until I was 26, then got back into it in Philly at the age of 56. Simple strategy - waste zero time between pitches so we're off the field and can resume drinking beer. Actually had a winning record, batted ok, ran the bases and somehow didn't get hurt. Ok it was a fucking accountants league but Uncle Brew did show those youngbloods how to get bases.

 

[SanduskyCav]

It wouldnt surprise me in the least if it came out that Myles has language in his contract that prohibit him from playing non-football related sports. I believe its probably standard practice to include language like that in all professional sports contracts.

That said really its just to protect the team in case a guy seriously injures themselves, and cant play for a while/again. So the team can either cut him, or recoup a portion of the players salary/signing bonus. Could the browns fine him, sure they could. But mostly that just pisses off the player and the rest of the team. My guess is instead someone from the Browns FO will gently remind Myles that he isnt supposed to be doing that sort of thing.

Do you think he would post and allow videos of himself to be posted playing other sports if that was in his contract?

 

[Kbiz]

As long as he doesn't start posting videos of himself playing sand volleyball, I don't have a problem with it.

 

[The Oi]

Who was the supposedly straight guy that joined an all gay volleyball league and used to travel with them?

That was one of the best Tobias Fünke-esque stories in site history.

 

[Lee]

As long as he doesn't start posting videos of himself playing sand volleyball, I don't have a problem with it.

Shirtless, shaved and in slow motion.

 

[David.]

Who was the supposedly straight guy that joined an all gay volleyball league and used to travel with them?

That was one of the best Tobias Fünke-esque stories in site history.

Remember the baseball players that got in trouble for "hazing" which was just the new guys jacking off the rest of the team?

 

[Hydroponic3385]

Who was the supposedly straight guy that joined an all gay volleyball league and used to travel with them?

That was one of the best Tobias Fünke-esque stories in site history.

I played in a gay softball league when I lived in Chicago. We were allowed up to 3 non-LGBTQ folks per team We had 1 or 2 straight guys each year. Neither were all that attractive, but they were good.

 

[Lee]

I played in a gay softball league when I lived in Chicago. We were allowed up to 3 non-LGBTQ folks per team We had 1 or 2 straight guys each year. Neither were all that attractive, but they were good.

How do they know if you are straight? And what qualifies for LGBTQ anyways, I figure its a very broad and open term on purpose. What if you just touched a wiener, once?

 

[2 For The Brew]

How do they know if you are straight? And what qualifies for LGBTQ anyways, I figure its a very broad and open term on purpose. What if you just touched a wiener, once?

Suppose team A suspects that team B is playing FOUR non-LGBTQ players? Does team B have to provide evidence? If they actually have four then do the four players involved draw lots to see which one "takes one for the team" to avoid forfeit?

(Thread has been seriously hijacked).

 

[David.]

I like how the premise is that gay guys are bad at softball. Like those are the same rules for coed teams

 

[macbdog]

How do they know if you are straight? And what qualifies for LGBTQ anyways, I figure its a very broad and open term on purpose. What if you just touched a wiener, once?

If i am sexually attracted to a woman who identifies as bi, does that place me on the spectrum/qualify me for a regular roster spot and not an exemption?

(Thread has been seriously hijacked).

If I say I find myself aroused after Myles Garrett blows up a play, does that unhijack the thread?

 

[Hydroponic3385]

I never heard of any team that actually was accused of breaking the rule or needed to provide evidence

David - yeah, they probably just borrowed that same rule from co-ed leagues way back in the day. Having played in those Chicago leagues though, I'm confident gays can kick as much ass on the softball field as straights in general. My gay teams there were better than the 1 year I played co-ed back here in Cleveland.

 

[Lee]

I like how the premise is that gay guys are bad at softball. Like those are the same rules for coed teams

When I played on the drunk league, it was reverse I guess. One of my best friends and by far our best player was gay. (well still is gay, but don't tell his husband).

He was a former Purdue football CB and 100m indoor guy, ran about a 10.2 100m and about a 4.35 40 while benching 380...and played center field in high school before deciding on football.

This was in the mid to late 90's, so I find it hilarious what you are saying how the league thinks a gay guy somehow is a lesser player. My friend Bobby was like a cheat code for this league, not surprisingly we won the league that year.

 

[The Oi]

I never heard of any team that actually was accused of breaking the rule or needed to provide evidence

David - yeah, they probably just borrowed that same rule from co-ed leagues way back in the day. Having played in those Chicago leagues though, I'm confident gays can kick as much ass on the softball field as straights in general. My gay teams there were better than the 1 year I played co-ed back here in Cleveland.

Based on all the homoerotic shit that went on in locker rooms when I played sports, it probably would have been pointless to ask for proof anyways.

All hazing in HS and college seems to be latently homosexual. Odd.


Anyways...in the league here in town they make the guys suck each others dicks at home plate if they strike out.