New Star Wars Coming

[BMAN]

Dude...he's talking about the shitty Jango Fett..

 

[JDeezy]

Guys, this youtuber made like hours worth of reviews of the new star wars movies. They're not only brilliant but hilarious. Very dark humor.

Must watch.

[video=youtube;FxKtZmQgxrI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxKtZmQgxrI[/video]

 

[Kypus]

It really is incredible to me how popular this character is. I mean, don't get me wrong, he seems like a badass. But he's this hyped up bounty hunter who is in only a few scenes and then is accidentally killed in one hit by a blind Han Solo.

He's like the 12th man at the end of the bench... inconspicuous until he gets axed, then everyone stomps their feet and threatens to hold their breath til they pass out because he's gone.

It's the jet pack. Seriously. Everyone thought we'd be flying down to the local grocery store by the year 2000.

 

[JDeezy]

[video=youtube;VgICnbC2-_Y]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgICnbC2-_Y[/video]

 

[Bill Walton.]

I remember when young Luke and I watched stars wars for the first time.. Young Luke Skywalker reminded me so much of little Luke, but I was a famous Celtic never to cross to the dark side like the almighty Shaqtus

 

[Chris]

Boba Fett was sweet. And he had one line of dialogue that I recall. "Put Captain Solo in the cargo hold."

What a fuckin badass. Love how the EU made him blow his way out of the sarlac's stomach and climb onto the sand dunes with his skin burnt to a crisp.

Boss.

 

[Shakalu M.D.]

Boba Fett was sweet. And he had one line of dialogue that I recall. "Put Captain Solo in the cargo hold."

What a fuckin badass. Love how the EU made him blow his way out of the sarlac's stomach and climb onto the sand dunes with his skin burnt to a crisp.

Boss.

I mean, when you think about it, there's no way he's not a bad ass. His "father" was one of the best bounty hunters in existence. His dad then clones himself and trains the kid from birth. Getting trained by an elite bounty hunter from birth when you already have the genetics to grow into a badass, that's lethal.

I just wish we saw more of him in the original movies. Like I said before, I don't know how he got such a huge following. Before the prequel trilogy we didn't really know anything about him. He looked awesome, but he didn't really do anything. Still, he gained a massive following. His character was then expanded on in the books and the prequel trilogy. I've never read any of the books though.

 

[JDeezy]

So much time passed between the trilogies that the EU was huge, everything seen in the first trilogy had a backstory/fleshed out background. Every droid you see. Every assassin.

Except Ewoks.

 

[supergoat52]

Just had a vision of a kick ass teaser trailer:

Camera pans in from high above Tatooine during the evening, down to a still, lonely sarlaac amidst some scattered scrap metal. The serene scene is broken as flashes of light burst from within the beast and it lurches from side to side. With a primal screech the sarlaac gives in and collapses into the ground, bringing the sand about it down into the newly formed crater. All is silent as the camera continues to zoom to the very center of this crater, from which bursts a distinctively gloved hand, its attached flamethrower malfunctioning and spurting out small plumes of fire.

 

[Earl]

Just had a vision of a kick ass teaser trailer:

Camera pans in from high above Tatooine during the evening, down to a still, lonely sarlaac amidst some scattered scrap metal. The serene scene is broken as flashes of light burst from within the beast and it lurches from side to side. With a primal screech the sarlaac gives in and collapses into the ground, bringing the sand about it down into the newly formed crater. All is silent as the camera continues to zoom to the very center of this crater, from which bursts a distinctively gloved hand, its attached flamethrower malfunctioning and spurting out small plumes of fire.

What the fuck was that

 

[Chris]

Just had a vision of a kick ass teaser trailer:

Camera pans in from high above Tatooine during the evening, down to a still, lonely sarlaac amidst some scattered scrap metal. The serene scene is broken as flashes of light burst from within the beast and it lurches from side to side. With a primal screech the sarlaac gives in and collapses into the ground, bringing the sand about it down into the newly formed crater. All is silent as the camera continues to zoom to the very center of this crater, from which bursts a distinctively gloved hand, its attached flamethrower malfunctioning and spurting out small plumes of fire.

So dorky, so nerdy, I just had to rep it. Scholarly.

 

[supergoat52]

What the fuck was that

It was an unashamed expression of my full nerdiness. I am very excited for Star Wars, and I am comfortable enough with myself to express that to its fullest.









Just... Don't show my girlfriend...

 

[Jack Brickman]

When I first read this news I thought it was horrible. Then I realized that any new Star Wars movies Lucas made would be even more horrible than anything Disney will be able to do, so I'm okay with this. They just need to keep Lucas as far the fuck away from this shit as possible. He's tainted.

Also, I recently read a theory that we know time travel will never be invented because George Lucas didn't die mysteriously in 1989. Thought it made perfect sense.

 

[The Voice]

When I first read this news I thought it was horrible. Then I realized that any new Star Wars movies Lucas made would be even more horrible than anything Disney will be able to do, so I'm okay with this. They just need to keep Lucas as far the fuck away from this shit as possible. He's tainted.

Also, I recently read a theory that we know time travel will never be invented because George Lucas didn't die mysteriously in 1989. Thought it made perfect sense.

No, Lucas needs to stay on as a consultant. He created the universe. No reason to let some jackass fuck it up. As long as he's not directing we're good.

 

[David.]

I've never seen a single star wars.