Playoff Haikus

[wuck]

A burst of sonnets!
Epic poem on the way?
Full rep well-deserved.

 

[-Akronite-]

You all have no lives
This thread is so ****ing ghey
Suck on my fat dick











































Losers.

 

[Randolphkeys]

You all have no lives
This thread is so ****ing ghey
Suck on my fat dick


Losers.

So says the guy with a gigantic golden fvck stick sticking out of LeBron's crotch in his sig.

 

[The Voice]

Cavs and Indians
Have both been to the 'ship round
Don't choke this time 'round

 

[breanna]

Cavs, Browns, Indians
Have all been to the 'ship round
Don't choke this time 'round

That gave me a good chuckle. I'm surprised no one said it before you.

 

[The Voice]

Phil Jackson once said
Bron gets away with murder
Forgot Kobe raped her


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Fans never say it
LA season swept the Cavs
No Joe, Z, or West

 

[col63onel]

I hate the celtics
I hate the L.A. Lakers
I need therapy

Cavs will win because
LeBrons good at basketball
and so is Mo Will

Please please please please please
Please please please please please please please
please please win it all

 

[breanna]

I hate the celtics
I hate the L.A. Lakers
I need therapy

Cavs will win because
LeBrons good at basketball
and so is Mo Will

Please please please please please
Please please please please please please please
please please win it all

So simple. How come I couldn't come up with these things?!!!

 

[col63onel]

So simple. How come I couldn't come up with these things?!!!

It's a gift. LeBron's gift was being 6'9 260, super athletic. My gift is poetry.

Boozer's gift is being a weasel.

 

[breanna]

It's a gift. LeBron's gift was being 6'9 260, super athletic. My gift is poetry.

Boozer's gift is being a weasel.

I'm actually a pretty good poet too, it's just that it takes awhile to get to me. That's where my slowness kicks in.

 

[The Voice]

Like a Christmas Day
Stern will be handing out gifts
To the Cavs: 'Ship Rings!
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Boozer the Weasel
How we all hate you so much
Please beat LA now

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Kobe is the best?
They claimed it all year around
No Shaq this time 'round

 

[CavsFinals2016]

Kobe Ray and Wade
Please Tell Me How My Ass Tastes
Megamansilly

 

[The Voice]

Kobe Ray and Wade
Please Tell Me How My Ass Tastes
Megamansilly

Lordy lordy lord
do you have a life at all
megamansilly?
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Your identity
is now known here comes pipster
with a permaban!
[^at least we all hope]

 

[Randolphkeys]

Those sonnets were impressive, and burying them in the middle of an off-topic post would have been an afront to quality writing. I added them to the front page of RCF. Enjoy!

 

[Warren G.]

For June:

Champagne sits on ice
Cavs won, but Hickson is f*cked
Rings but no donuts