Playoff Haikus

[Aussie]

Fvck shitty Detroit
Hawks or Heat better beware
Lakers lose in 4

 

[Spencer Hawes]

We all love Joe Smith.
Mikki Moore eat your heart out!
Stephon sucks dick too!

 

[Mr. Glass]

Backcourt, where were you?
Your offense smelled of urine
Please return to form.

 

[Ajak0410]

This thread must go on, I still prefer limericks though. Especially classless ones.


LA can't play with any heart
Cuban better look out for K-Mart
We're done with Atlanta
Ainge needs Mylanta
Cavs can't wait for the finals to start!

 

[Kiddo]

Lakers lose game six
Phil Jackson says no worries
Here we go Rockets

 

[Ajak0410]

Kobe's doin work his own way
But he's not the best Ron Ron has played
Mavs goin' home
While Cavs hold their own
Give em some f_cking credit, okay?

 

[Ajak0410]

FML

 

[Funny Man Rocco]

**** you **** you **** you
**** yiou **** you **** you **** you **** you
**** you **** you **** you

to the world, from my broken heart.

 

[ZissisKilla]

Hey, what is offense?
We should just let LeBron run
Why be constructive?

 

[Backstage]

Heartbreak from this loss
Means Ferry jumps on the phone.
Let's learn this lesson.

 

[WildThing]

This is Cleveland City.
We choke away in all sports
This is Cleveland City.