Y'all mofos need Jesus

[Man Called X]

Dedication to the craft, X.

Just like the guys I know who are killing it in the affiliate market. They make facebook profiles in February to use them in October.

Which makes no sense here. Create an account, post 200 odd things for 2 years, then pick an earthquake thread to go hellbent on a religious fervor. I can't get behind that.

Not a troll, someone off their meds.

 

[seasoned vet]

deezy you dont even know God but you are trying to tell me about me lol. right on, mayne! you got it!!

 

[Man Called X]

If god really is as vengeful as you think, your vanity, anger shown through a threat of violence to Man Called X (even though he threatened you first), pride, and overall arrogance will ensure that you'll burn in hell for eternity with all of us.

I told you he ain't right with Jesus. My tree is still there.

 

[The Oi]

Seasoned,

What do you do for a living? Are you able to use your religious beliefs in your career?

 

[Man Called X]

Wuck move this to EAYOR!1

 

[Man Called X]

You need Jesus in your life.

 

[The Oi]

The lesson that I learned from the blood red water in China that was caused by illegal dumping of dyes in 2012 and this year is that I think I want to be a Buddhist.

 

[seasoned vet]

water turned red all around the world, buddy. all different bodies of water. but that dont mean anything. pay it no mind.

The lesson that I learned from the blood red water in China that was caused by illegal dumping of dyes in 2012 and this year is that I think I want to be a Buddhist.

 

[Man Called X]

Our river caught fire. You know some nutcase was saying it was the end of times then too.

 

[Deezus]

Wait... why did you post puppy tits?!

 

[Man Called X]

His cry for help from Jesus.

 

[Deezus]

This is almost as good as the plain blue ball-caps guy.

 

[seasoned vet]

wait what, puppy tits? you mean to tell me those aint real puppies? but they are so cuteeeee!

 

[The Oi]

water turned red all around the world, buddy. all different bodies of water. but that dont mean anything. pay it no mind.

This didn't happen.

And even if it did, it doesn't change the fact that Buddhism is a superior religion to Christianity and that Buddha is a far more imressive figure than Jesus. Look at this fuckin guy and tell me you wouldn't believe everything he says.

 

[Soda]

This is either an elaborate troll job (impressive), or this is just crazy.

If you don't agree with the above statement, you are a sinner and shall perish by the hands of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

If there's one thing in this world that is the problem it is religious xenophobes.