2019 Be the GM, Amazon Gift Card Thread

[MGMT]

Do you really think the gift card is a motivation for any of these guesses?

People are having fun guessing our offseason not because there is a gift card payout.

Then they’re doing it for the wrong reasons.

 

[Randolphkeys]

You can buy a knockoff Baker Mayfield jersey for $24.99 on Amazon. Just sayin.'

 

[Ohio]

There's a better chance of Condoleeza Rice becoming the Browns Head Coach than this $25 amazon gift card ever seeing the light of day

 

[Ohio]

So nice it posted twice

 

[Soda]

If I win I’ll buy something valued at $25 (incl tax if applicable) of my choosing with my amazon gift card and mail it to @Triplethreat using a fake return address. Then he can decide whether he’d like to keep it or mail it to the second place person. If second place doesnt want it, then he will send to third place. If second place receives but chooses not to keep, they can send it to anyone else that participates.

This will continue on until somebody receives the $25 value amazon surprise package that desires it.

So basically...if I win, I’m starting a White Elephant exchange.

Spoiler: Spoiler Alert

It'll be a giant chocolate dick that'll magically melt and become re-circumcised looking as it ships from winner to runner-up to third, etc.

 

[Binkster]

Wild idea but... has anyone just tried asking for the thing?

That could be the contest.

 

[Smooth]

1. Head Coach will be Matt Campbell.
2. Offensive coordinator will be Nick Sirianni.
3. Defensive coordinator will be Jack Del Rio.
4. Two positions that will be prioritized in free agency or trade will be DT and WR.
5. In the first three rounds the Browns will take LT, DT, and LB.

 

[FiveThous]

Dorsey’s favorite car is a Lincoln, his favorite president is Lincoln and he enjoys visiting a city in Nebraska (can you guess which one).

Omaha?

 

[Randolphkeys]

1. Head Coach will be Stefanski.
2. Offensive coordinator will be Kitchens.
3. Defensive coordinator will be Alan Williams.
4. Two positions that will be prioritized in free agency or trade will be DB and OL.
5. In the first three rounds the Browns will take LB (Devin Bush), WR (JJ Arcega-Whiteside), and OL (Martez Ivey or Kaleb McGary)

Arketebel might be feeling the heft and girth of a $25 Amazon Gift card soon the way today has been progressing!

 

[Triplethreat]

Arketebel might be feeling the heft and girth of a $25 Amazon Gift card soon the way today has been progressing!

If I decide to pass the gift card on.

I haven’t really thought about it yet.

 

[The Wizard of Moz]

Still paying this much attention to an imagine prize

Yikes

 

[Norm]

Im going to go out on a limb and say Kitchens for HC. Gut feeling.

I don't feel confident enough to predict OC, DC and so on. I'll just add to it when I get a good feeling on it

 

[Randolphkeys]

Scorecard as of January 9th:

1. @CBBI with the correct call on Kitchens and all his coordinators still in the running.

2. Tied - @thedarkness2332 and @brownsbuck6 for getting Kitchens right but already losing at least one coordinator to another team.

3. Everyone who called Kitchens to OC with partial credit.

4. Zero points to the whiny bitches.

 

[Ohio]

*Winner gets shafted due to some nonsensical reasoning and the competition rolls over to the following season

 

[Triplethreat]

*Winner gets shafted due to some nonsensical reasoning and the competition rolls over to the following season

Can’t wait!

 

[CBBI]

Scorecard as of January 9th:

1. @CBBI with the correct call on Kitchens and all his coordinators still in the running.

2. Tied - @thedarkness2332 and @brownsbuck6 for getting Kitchens right but already losing at least one coordinator to another team.

3. Everyone who called Kitchens to OC with partial credit.

4. Zero points to the whiny bitches.

Rodgers apparently agreed to follow Bowles to Tampa Bay.

View: https://twitter.com/DownWithDamon/status/1056637696599355392