Tonedef75
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We’ve already one the lottery 3 times in the last 16 years. There is absolutely, positively NO WAY we are winning it this year. In fact, I think we’ll finish with the number 7 pick. I’m so sure we aren’t getting pick number 1 that I will give up alcohol if we win the lottery.
Gather together, troops.
Right now, what we need is your negativity more than ever.
Some in this fan base have jinxed us by claiming us a lock for Zion, and we need you to lose faith in our ability to move up with your whole heart and soul.
We tanked for this moment. We sucked for this moment. We've come too damn far now to turn back.
Post as many negative draft lottery takes as you can. It is time. Some franchises fall into the lavish life of NBA basements. We, we were born here. We were raised here. This is where we thrive. The darkness is our shield. The pain, our sword.
For it is in negativity and self-loathing that we, Cleveland fans, may rise from the ashes.
My bold prediction: The league draws out our ping pong ball tonight, but they find that it has the wrong serial number. They believe it to be counterfeit, smuggled in by Nick Gilbert, our young knight. We are forced to forfeit our 1st round pick entirely. After filing an appeal, we lose #26 as well for "excessive bitching."