Apple Introduces First Keyboard-less Laptop

[-Akronite-]

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Man I love the Onion.

 

[theSTEREO.]

Hilarious :chuckles:

 

[Splitz]

It's virtually unbreakable unless dropped or hit. :chuckles:

 

[Los]

hahaha this is GREAT!

 

[kookoo]

Police are guessing he is going to kill either one, four or nine people next. Classic!

 

[blank964]

"It remains to be seen if the wheel will catch on in the business world where people use computers for actual work and not just dicking around"

Wow they hit a lot of the Mac user stereotypes

 

[Gimme Some Mo]

That is so stupid. If you already know how to type, why would you ever want that. That would take forever just to say a few words.

 

[Spencer Hawes]

rofl!

 

[The Oi]

That is so stupid. If you already know how to type, why would you ever want that. That would take forever just to say a few words.

 

[gourimoko]

It's virtually unbreakable unless dropped or hit. :chuckles:

LOL... Exactly.. The Emperor's New Clothes...

I mean please... Why not offer an objective review of someone standing there rather than sneaking in the journalists REAL opinion of the product, recall he said "This user type an email to his friend that took nearly 45 minutes." Then they showed the guy trying to type and it was garbled with misspelled words and incorrect capitalization.

I mean, that chief "innovator" needs to be beaten with a bamboo stick until bleeding from every orifice.

This product is only marketed towards children (which will stunt they're ability to actually use a functional computer) and lunatic Apple fanboys. Anyone else will see this product eliminates any possibility of being productive or efficient in you workflow.. It's a ****ing toy; a complete and total 180 from the rather impressive Mac Book Pro series -- those notebooks were better designed (widescreen sleek notebook weighing almost nother) / more powerful (2xIntel Xeon 5150 anybody?) / and included a better UI (MacOS X) than most Dell brand desktop PCs out of the box.

 

[The Oi]

Uh guys...I can't believe I'm having to do this but...it's not a real product. The Onion made it up to poke fun at Apple.

 

[Splitz]

Uh guys...I can't believe I'm having to do this but...it's not a real product. The Onion made it up to poke fun at Apple.

I couldn't tell if it was sarcasm or if people just didn't watch the video and realize that it was satire :chuckles:

 

[kookoo]

Uh guys...I can't believe I'm having to do this but...it's not a real product. The Onion made it up to poke fun at Apple.

read some of the stuff on youtube.

 

[Maximus]

Gimme/Gour,

 

[Gimme Some Mo]

Uh guys...I can't believe I'm having to do this but...it's not a real product. The Onion made it up to poke fun at Apple.

LOL..... yep I didn't watch the video for more than about 5 seconds. I was wondering why the woman in the beginning looked so weird.