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Finally! Now get to work on finding the Loch Ness Monster and Drew Gooden's brain.

Body proves Bigfoot no myth, hunters say
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The thawed body of a creature reputed to be Bigfoot reportedly weighs more than 500 pounds.


(CNN) -- A policeman and a former corrections officer say that on Friday they will unveil evidence of what they claim is their biggest find ever: the body of Bigfoot

Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer, a pair of Bigfoot-hunting hobbyists from north Georgia, say they found the creature's body in a wooded area and spotted several similar creatures that were still alive.

The carcass of the furry half-man, half-ape is 7 feet, 7 inches tall and weighs more than 500 pounds, they say. However, the two are not disclosing the exact location of their discovery to protect the remaining creatures.

Tom Nelson, chairman of the biology department at North Georgia College and State University in Dahlonega, said he's "pretty skeptical" the world will feast its eyes on a new species Friday.

"That would certainly rock mammalogy," joked Nelson, who specializes in the study of mammals. "I see a research grant in my future."

Whitton and Dyer plan to unveil what they say is DNA and photo evidence of the discovery in Palo Alto, California, in conjunction with a group called Searching for Bigfoot Inc.

A photograph on that group's Web site shows what appears to be the body of a large, hairy creature with an ape-like face, stuffed into a large freezer.

According to a written release, the two announced the discovery on an Internet radio show, "Squatch Detective," several weeks ago. iReport.com: Do you believe in Bigfoot?

"The only person we would allow to come down and verify the body was 'the Real Bigfoot Hunter,' Tom Biscardi," Dyer said, referring to Searching for Bigfoot's CEO, who has been looking for the elusive, legendary creature in the United States and Canada since 1971.

Whitton is a Georgia police officer who is on administrative leave after being shot in the wrist during a pursuit. Dyer is a former prison guard.

DNA tests on the body have begun, said the statement, and "extensive scientific studies" will be done on the body by scientists, including a molecular biologist, an anthropologist and a paleontologist.

Nelson, the university professor, acknowledged that new species of animals have been discovered in recent decades and that, in science, "we always acknowledge the possibility of something new."

But he said that even in north Georgia, home to the Blue Ridge Mountains and the foot of the Appalachian Trail, it stretches the imagination to think a family of 7-foot-tall creatures could have eluded hunters, hikers and creeping development until now.

"To the average person, these places just seem like extreme wilderness where you'll find lions and tigers and bears," he said. "The reality is that you're never more than a mile from a road."

The group says the animal is male, has reddish hair and "blackish-gray" eyes and human-like feet, hands and teeth.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/08/14/bigfoot.body/index.html
 
That's ridiculous if it really is bigfoot, and not just some really tall hillbilly living in the mountains who hasn't showered/shaved in a while. Surprised we hadn't heard about this 2 weeks ago when they announced it on that radio program. You'd think finding bigfoot would get more coverage than this. :p
 
Press conference starts in 30 mins....we need someone from RCF near Palo Alto to get over there. If they really found several other living bigfoots(or is it bigfeet?), we have have found a solution to our PF/C problem. It would be no hit on the cap, you could probably pay it deer and racoon carcasses....I'd even throw in some free nachos on nights I'm working.
 
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Press conference starts in 30 mins....we need someone from RCF near Palo Alto to get over there. If they really found several other living bigfoots(or is it bigfeet?), we have have found a solution to our PF/C problem. It would be no hit on the cap, you could probably pay it deer and racoon carcasses....I'd even throw in some free nachos on nights I'm working.

If we do sign one of the free agent Sasquatches, I see a bright future for Glen in exclusive marketing rights, a la Stiles in Teen Wolf:

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Looks like the dead body of one of those annoying bastards wearing a costume on the side of the road when there's a "going out of business sale" and waving to you as you drive by.
 
Press conference starts in 30 mins....we need someone from RCF near Palo Alto to get over there. If they really found several other living bigfoots(or is it bigfeet?), we have have found a solution to our PF/C problem. It would be no hit on the cap, you could probably pay it deer and racoon carcasses....I'd even throw in some free nachos on nights I'm working.

Big foot would be no different than another Gheorghe Muresan. Big slow no basketball iq...no thanks.
 
I'd think that bigfoot would be faster than Georghe Muresan. Lets get real, he's part ape, I'm sure he can book it through the forest. Translate that to the court where he's got room to roam around and he'll be just fine. As long as we can teach him that setting a pick is just like hiding behind a tree, and rebounding is like reaching for a branch, he'll be fine in the NBA.
 
Watched part of the press conference they had about it all. These guys are hilarious, but it looks like they honestly believe what they are saying. Supposedly they are going to allow people to see the body on Sunday... Gotta wonder why they wouldnt show more pics for the time being though... Still they each are all definately getting their 15 minutes of fame and then some.

Anyone here want to pretend we found Ben Wallace's jumper and locked it in our freezer?
 
Watched part of the press conference they had about it all. These guys are hilarious, but it looks like they honestly believe what they are saying. Supposedly they are going to allow people to see the body on Sunday... Gotta wonder why they wouldnt show more pics for the time being though... Still they each are all definately getting their 15 minutes of fame and then some.

Anyone here want to pretend we found Ben Wallace's jumper and locked it in our freezer?

I think we did that to something even more rare...his free throw :). Honestly though.. If these guys are the first to find Big foot our whole community is screwed. Send them to find Osama....
 
BigFoot my ass... They will get their 15 mins on T.V
 

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