Kids music has always been bad...but this shit is just brutal. I'm proud to say that I was 5 years old when I started appreciating great music.
My favorite songs as a kid were as follows:
Beach Boys- Barbara Ann
John Cougar Mellencamp- I Need a Lover (That Won't Drive Me Crazy)
Bob Dylan- Rainy Day Women
INXS- Need You Tonight
Robert Palmer- Addicted To Love
T-Rex- Get It On (Bang a Gong)
I'm aware that the Robert Palmer one is a little odd, but my mom always had it playing in the car....
7am, waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal