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Revenge.
A dish best served cold. The ultimate factor in a rivalry. The most basic yet deadly human emotion. But how does it apply here? A common theme projected in this epic Cavalier season. For it is we, who had our championship taken away from us by a bunch of 3-point shooting vermin.
Spartans! Sharpen your blades for one of our past enemies surfaces up ahead on a mountain. His face, douchy as ever, is fresh from pizza stains and his pockets overpaid with Canadian currency. And tonight, we start our revenge on Magic players. We feed on their souls, extinguing them for their past sins against us.
The Big Ghost Rider, if you will.
Cavaliers! I hope you came hungry, for tonight you get the first taste of revenge. And it tastes ever so sweet.
I Got 5 on It
Cavaliers:
The Big Turok
Andy "Balls of Steel" V
LeBron (regard for human life optional)
AP
Fog Raw
Raps:
Andrea Bargnani
Chris Bosh
Sheedo
Demar DeRozan
Jose Calderon (giving mouth to mouth when it's not necessary)
Check my $tats
Key 08-09 Season Team Stats (Cavaliers)
-> 1st in opponents points per game (91.4 ppg)
-> 1st in point differential (+ 8.9 points)
-> 1st in winning percentage when scoring 100 plus points (.950)
Key 08-09 Season Team Stats (Raptors)
--> 1st in Free Throw Percentage (damn you, Calderon!)
--> 24th in 3 Point Field Goals made/game chuckles
--> 21st in Rebounds Per Game
Powe Watch 09-10 Countdown - 119 days!
Raptors' Hope For the Future:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwrcUx2K84E&feature=player_embedded
Cavaliers Doin' Work
- Turn your offensive swag oooooonn. The Cavs need to develop a creative offsense throughout the season and carry it into the playoffs. Mike Brown needs to step up.
- Cavs need to monitor both Shaq and Z's minutes to ensure optimum freshness
- Role players need to solidify their roles. I'm looking at you, Gibson!
- Have LeBron whisper into Bosh's ear: "Yo, you seen Andy's shot? You won't have to battle much to get his starting job. Holla atcha boy in 2010."
Raptors Not Doin Much
- don't bother doing anything, you still suck
Great Moments In Raptors' Coaching History:
Jay Triano: "Hey, let's play single coverage on Shaq!"
Andrea: "I do it coach. I do it!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueiPqata-KE
Raptors Scrapbook
Hey, any cap room there for me?
AP infiltrating the Raptors
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jfrFarTX1o
http://www.azcentral.com/sports/suns/articles/2009/03/01/20090301sunsoneal-CR.html
Damn you, Turkey Glue!
A dish best served cold. The ultimate factor in a rivalry. The most basic yet deadly human emotion. But how does it apply here? A common theme projected in this epic Cavalier season. For it is we, who had our championship taken away from us by a bunch of 3-point shooting vermin.
Spartans! Sharpen your blades for one of our past enemies surfaces up ahead on a mountain. His face, douchy as ever, is fresh from pizza stains and his pockets overpaid with Canadian currency. And tonight, we start our revenge on Magic players. We feed on their souls, extinguing them for their past sins against us.
The Big Ghost Rider, if you will.
Cavaliers! I hope you came hungry, for tonight you get the first taste of revenge. And it tastes ever so sweet.
I Got 5 on It
Cavaliers:
The Big Turok
Andy "Balls of Steel" V
LeBron (regard for human life optional)
AP
Fog Raw
Raps:
Andrea Bargnani
Chris Bosh
Sheedo
Demar DeRozan
Jose Calderon (giving mouth to mouth when it's not necessary)
Check my $tats
Key 08-09 Season Team Stats (Cavaliers)
-> 1st in opponents points per game (91.4 ppg)
-> 1st in point differential (+ 8.9 points)
-> 1st in winning percentage when scoring 100 plus points (.950)
Key 08-09 Season Team Stats (Raptors)
--> 1st in Free Throw Percentage (damn you, Calderon!)
--> 24th in 3 Point Field Goals made/game chuckles
--> 21st in Rebounds Per Game
Powe Watch 09-10 Countdown - 119 days!
Raptors' Hope For the Future:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwrcUx2K84E&feature=player_embedded
Cavaliers Doin' Work
- Turn your offensive swag oooooonn. The Cavs need to develop a creative offsense throughout the season and carry it into the playoffs. Mike Brown needs to step up.
- Cavs need to monitor both Shaq and Z's minutes to ensure optimum freshness
- Role players need to solidify their roles. I'm looking at you, Gibson!
- Have LeBron whisper into Bosh's ear: "Yo, you seen Andy's shot? You won't have to battle much to get his starting job. Holla atcha boy in 2010."
Raptors Not Doin Much
- don't bother doing anything, you still suck
Great Moments In Raptors' Coaching History:
Jay Triano: "Hey, let's play single coverage on Shaq!"
Andrea: "I do it coach. I do it!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueiPqata-KE
Raptors Scrapbook
Hey, any cap room there for me?
AP infiltrating the Raptors
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jfrFarTX1o
"I heard what Chris Bosh said, and that's strong words coming from the RuPaul of big men," O'Neal said. "I'm going to do the same thing (in their next meeting) I did before - make him quit. Make 'em quit and complain. It's what I do."
http://www.azcentral.com/sports/suns/articles/2009/03/01/20090301sunsoneal-CR.html
Damn you, Turkey Glue!