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Battle Formations!
VS.
Trenton "Who The Fuck Am I?" Hassell
Easy Yi
Courtney "Missed Layup" Lee
Brook "Frankenstein" Lopez
Devin "No Tradebacks" Harris
Check My $tats
- Anderson Varejao is shooting 100% from 3-point land!
- LeBron is averaging a league-high 10.1 yards per carry
- Though the Nets have the worst record in the league and thus have a statistically higher chance at the #1 draft pick in 2010, they already have a franchise PG and still suck
Introducing...
Leon Powe BAMF Watch
Status update: Anytime he feels like it!
Congrats to TMZeeeeeee on being the 2nd leading points scorer in Cavalier history!
Nets Scrapbook:
New Jersey State of Mind
Yeah I'm out that Jersey
Now I'm down in Tribeca
Right next to New York
But we'll be lottery-bound forever
We're the new epic fail
And since we're stuck here
We can make it brick 3's from anywhere
(Yeah they love to boo us from everywhere)
We used to go to the Finals
All of my 01-02 team, no lyin
Right there off of LA
Brought me back to the bright lights
We got ready to unleash the Van Horne
But instead we ended series early, on the plane home watchin porn
In Jersey!
Toxic jungle where dreams crush down,
There's not much you can do
Now you're in Jersey!
These streets will make you feel dirt sick
The lights will make you wish for death quick
Let's hear it for Jersey, Jersey, Jerseeeeeyyyy!
Catch me at the X with OG at a Nets game,
We made losing more famous than any team can
We got some cap room, that means we have it made
If LeBron's a "no", we'll ask Dwyane Wade
Great Moments From The Nets Marketing Department
The Nets Will Clothe You To Watch Games
And they don’t really care who you root for, so long as you show up. Understandably scandalized Nets fan Gerard writes in: “So what can an organization do when there are hardly any fans watching your team anyway? Besides removing ‘New Jersey‘ from their away jerseys, you assembly a ten game package with reversible jerseys! In that way, if the Bostons Celics come to town and Kevin Garnett has 5 blocks at halftime, you just switch your Yi jersey into a Garnett one! As a Nets fan I don’t want to wear a visiting team’s jersey! Come on now.”
For $25,000 Brook Lopez Will Come To Your House
For $25,000, the Nets are offering four courtside tickets for 10 games, parking, access to a private lounge at the Izod Center with free food and beverages and something more — a one-hour appearance by a Nets player of your choice at your home, office, school or party.
“It will be interesting to have an NBA player come to your birthday party or come to your bar mitzvah or even just coming to your house for dinner for an hour when your friends are over,” Nets chief executive Brett Yormark said. “That’s a terrific thing and it’s tough to put a price tag on it.”
http://www.nj.com/nets/index.ssf/2009/10/nj_nets_buy_tickets_get_player.html
Turning That 0-10 Start Upside Down!
“The Nets are mad as heck and they aren’t going to take it anymore. They hope their fans are, too. Having lost their first 10 games of the season, the Nets have announced a ‘10 Is Enough!’ promotion to boost attendance and hopefully give their team a lift. All season ticketholders will receive two extra tickets for Tuesday’s home game against the Indiana Pacers. The Nets are also selling some seats for $10 at the box office, while supplies last … ‘Even with the injuries, the entire team believes that ‘10 Is Enough.’ That’s why we are asking you, our loyal fans, to rally around your team like never before at Tuesday night’s game. So bring your enthusiasm, show your support, and let’s get our first win,’ Brett Yormark, the team’s chief executive, said in a statement.”
http://offthedribble.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/11/16/the-0-10-nets-say-theyve-had-enough/
We Talkin Bout Practice Jerseys?
“The New Jersey Nets are the first NBA team to sell a practice jersey sponsorship, which will put the logo of PNY Technologies on practice uniforms this fall. The company, a flash-drive manufacturer based in Parsippany, N.J., also bought the naming rights to the Nets’ practice facility in East Rutherford, N.J., to be called the PNY Center as part of a two-year sponsorship agreement. Brett Yormark, president of Nets Sports & Entertainment, refused to comment on the value of the sponsorship. PNY officials would not disclose the specific value but said they are paying in the low six figures for the overall team deal.”
http://www.sportingnews.com/nba/article/2009-09-07/sbj-nets-first-nba-team-sign-practice-jersey-deal
He Is The Most Interesting Man In The World...
Nets Owner Mikhail Prokhorov: Jet Ski Daredevil
http://rutube.ru/tracks/2029414.html?v=dee997d99958e9dd248975a28c208377&autoStart=true&bmstart=0
The Moscow News Weekly described him as “Russia’s most eligible bachelor.”He was satirized on a Russian TV commercial for his love of travelling the world in a private jet in the company of beautiful women.
Shady Past...
Prokhorov, who reportedly could also take over a majority stake in the team if a deal is reached, was arrested in January 2007 while on vacation at a French ski resort when police cracked down on a suspected prostitution ring. According to numerous reports at the time, Prokhorov told investigators that he flew beautiful women in from Russia because he enjoyed their company.
However, investigators suspected that Prokhorov had supplied the women as prostitutes to his wealthy friends and kept the billionaire in custody for several days before releasing him and dropping the charges. Prokhorov later told the French press that “my winter vacation in France was spoiled by local police, who arrested me and my friends without giving any reasonable explanations.” A Ratner spokesperson refused to comment on Prokhorov’s controversial past.
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/b...eported_nets_backer_russian_millionaire_.html
When we bend over the Nets...
Nets fan's souls:
P.S. ANDERSON VAREJAO FOR MVP!
P.P.S. Just like Mike Brown drew it up