Game 74 - NETS @ CAVS - April 3, 2013 - 7:00PM EST

[Pyro]

I mostly have this thread open for comedic relief.

 

[Rich]

Look, if Kyrie doesn't feel like playing defense, just sit him. Daniel Gibson doesn't want to do anything, but at least we don't care if he gets injured.

 

[Rich]

Tyler Zeller has been on the floor 3 times so far in this quarter, and none of them have been to dive after a ball. He's just getting knocked over that damn easily. It's hilarious to watch.

 

[Birdy89]

Zeller is on the floor every play.

Good God does he need to hit the weights.

 

[Stark]

Isn't your center supposed to be the toughest and most badass guy on the floor for you?

I feel like I could easily beat Zeller's ass.

 

[Rich]

ROFL. Tristan defends Evans shot, boxes him out, only to watch as Zeller gets tossed to the side like a little girl and Lopez grabs the board.

 

[Rich]

Oh man, that last play was just the best. To watch as Lopez basically just used one arm to throw Zellers entire body behind him so he could get the board. And this is Lopez, not exactly a banger down there who likes to rebound.

 

[Birdy89]

Isn't your center supposed to be the toughest and most badass guy on the floor for you?

I feel like I could easily beat Zeller's ass.

North Carolina runs about as good a program as there is in college hoops.

How did this kid manage to go 4 full years there without seemingly ever entering a weight room?

He is 23 years old already, not some 18-19 year old string bean that needs to fill out still.

Does he just not have the drive or motivation to be anything more than a journeymen center in the NBA?

 

[Daniel89]

Oh man, that last play was just the best. To watch as Lopez basically just used one arm to throw Zellers entire body behind him so he could get the board. And this is Lopez, not exactly a banger down there who likes to rebound.

No, the best play was Deron scoring over Kyrie not paying attention after the inbound pass

 

[adriano_leite]

ROFL. Tristan defends Evans shot, boxes him out, only to watch as Zeller gets tossed to the side like a little girl and Lopez grabs the board.

Sometimes he just looks like he doesn't have arms to catch the ball above his head, he looks like if he has chicken wings instead of arms. I don't care about his 14 points, he is hilarious out there.

 

[Futuredome]

No, the best play was Deron scoring over Kyrie not paying attention after the inbound pass

Nah, let the chicken little's have their Zeller bashing though the whole team has been on a comedic act.

 

[Rich]

Holy god Zeller. This is amazing. Just stands in one spot as Lopez walks right around to grab the board. Good god man. I'm not one for trading rookies, but this is UGLY from him.

 

[adriano_leite]

I never thought that i will say this, but damn, I miss Ryan Hollins!

 

[Rich]

Nah, let the chicken little's have their Zeller bashing though the whole team has been on a comedic act.

What does this even mean? That because I bash Zeller I'm afraid of...what, exactly? The world ending?

 

[Rich]

Id congratulate him on that charge, but he had almost half his left foot in the restricted area.