Game Thread | Game #76 | Rockets @ Cavs | March 26, 2023 | 6:00 p.m.

[Wham with the Right Hand]

Woah the game time is in the thread title now. Wham is evolving. Just imagine how good he'll be when he reaches his gamethread-making prime.

Edit: Looking back at the other threads I see now that there's a game time listed in the thread titles seemingly at random intervals. I need to do further research into this subject.

If the game is on at a non-normal time or if it's on national TV I try to put it in the thread title. Wouldn't want somebody tuning in at 7:30 to find the game is in the 3rd quarter.

I continue to attempt to take my game to the next level as a thread starter. Any suggestions would be much appreciated.

 

[The Human Q-Tip]

Last year Okoro dunked on 3 Rocket players

Curious as to how two guys bounced off him, one ending up on the floor, but no foul to the body was called. Defies the freaking laws of physics.

 

[The Human Q-Tip]

If the game is on at a non-normal time or if it's on national TV I try to put it in the thread title. Wouldn't want somebody tuning in at 7:30 to find the game is in the 3rd quarter.

I continue to attempt to take my game to the next level as a thread starter. Any suggestions would be much appreciated.

Are you serious? You're light-years ahead of what any of us have ever done here, and better than the previews from the professional media. I'm not going to be the one to tell Mozart how to paint.

And yes, my painting is that bad.

 

[MrDonut]

If the game is on at a non-normal time or if it's on national TV I try to put it in the thread title. Wouldn't want somebody tuning in at 7:30 to find the game is in the 3rd quarter.

I continue to attempt to take my game to the next level as a thread starter. Any suggestions would be much appreciated.

Turn the thread title into an animated gif.

 

[ChicagoCavFan]

Houston had their Season Super Bowl winner just recently. No way they replicate. Cavs by 3 Baker's Dozen.

 

[Wham with the Right Hand]

Are you serious? You're light-years ahead of what any of us have ever done here, and better than the previews from the professional media. I'm not going to be the one to tell Mozart how to paint.

And yes, my painting is that bad.

Thanks, but I get more space than the professional media. As much as I want. And no editor. But the pay is less.

And from what I've heard Mozart's paintings weren't all that great.

 

[ChicagoCavFan]

Thanks, but I get more space than the professional media. As much as I want. And no editor. But the pay is less.

The free doughnuts and coffee ain't enough?

 

[Prof123]

We can clinch the playoffs tonight. That should help motivation but it would be easy for the Cavaliers to misunderestimate the Rockets.

Did you steal the word "misunderestimate" from Yogi Berra?

 

[MikeOC33]

If the game is on at a non-normal time or if it's on national TV I try to put it in the thread title. Wouldn't want somebody tuning in at 7:30 to find the game is in the 3rd quarter.

I continue to attempt to take my game to the next level as a thread starter. Any suggestions would be much appreciated.

Cheerleader pics?

 

[2 For The Brew]

Did you steal the word "misunderestimate" from Yogi Berra?

No, George W. Bush. Or a comedian mocking him.

 

[letgocavs]

Rockets might lose by 40

 

[jjvors]

I was looking forward to this game and thinking about the score in a new way: how will each player score?

Here's what I thought:

Mitchell - 35
Garland - 25
Okoro - 10
Mobley - 20
Allen - 15

Starters: 105

Bench: 30
Rubio: 10
Levert: 15
Cedi: 10

Total: 135

What will we give up? I assume our bench plays the last 6 minutes. Say 110

Final score: 135-110

Probability of victory: 90%

 

[jjvors]

If the game is on at a non-normal time or if it's on national TV I try to put it in the thread title. Wouldn't want somebody tuning in at 7:30 to find the game is in the 3rd quarter.

I continue to attempt to take my game to the next level as a thread starter. Any suggestions would be much appreciated.

Provide play-by-play transcriptions of each victory from the TV and radio broadcasters.

 

[Futuredome]

Garland should be rested.

 

[eChameleon]

I do appreciate that we as a fanbase have pretty much collectively decided that whatever nonsense games we played after the regular season last year were not playoff games.