Great Prom Ask Out Ideas

[Chardon]

I find this whole thread absolutely hilarious but that's ok cause it's not like I gave any of you any indication of what type of relationship we have. I may not have gotten many ideas but I did get quite a few laughs. :chuckles:

And now that I think about it I might show her this thread just because I think she would laugh her ass off. Or get really pissed. Definitely one of those 2. Anyways despite my supposed Beta status I will say thanks to the few posters who actually gave some real recommendations. I kinda figured the thread would turn out like this but I didn't really have anything to lose so it's all good.

Is this same girl you said you banged in the bathroom? Or another one?

 

[brownindian]

Make a music video with ARK videos !

Its Prom Day Prom Day , Gotta get down on Prom Day ... Paarrrdeeeying Paarrrdeeeying ... Fun fun fun fun fun


How can she resist that ?

 

[Typhoon]

Regardless, Obawan make sure to bust out this dance move at prom:

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All the beta's will cower before you and their females will adore you. Oh, and pics or it didnt happen.

 

[Randolphkeys]

I'd throw a party or cookout of some kind, perhaps at a park, and ask your self-important friend to bring her friends. You then bring your own male friends who are trustworthy. Then, slip them some Popov vodka and ask out her most drunk and busty friend. This way, you don't have to continue to follow around a female friend for companionship on your hands and knees. She will remain friends with you, trust me. If anything, she will be shocked that you handled the situation like a goddamn G.

 

[PIP]

Also, I might add, you could turn the tables... Ask her to lay down, take off her panties, open up and you're going to perform a smell test... I would let her know that if she smells bad or not up to your standards, you're gonna go in another direction....

I would then proceed to do this and pretend to dry-heave once down there.... It would really make her uncomfortable and could get you out of this...

 

[Chardon]

Every exit can and should be used as an entrance.

 

[Powerslave]

Ask her and before she answers yell :"Fuck you bitch! Fuck you AND your pussy!"

 

[DJTJ]

Regardless, Obawan make sure to bust out this dance move at prom:

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"And this is how Delonte won my mom over."

 

[The Oi]

"And this is how Delonte won my mom over."

I rate this joke a 3/10