Haiku Stress Reliever

[lem_baccin]

At stressful times, I find certain art forms to be a welcome escape from the harsh realities of the world. Enjoy (and feel free to create your own).

Wrist Badly Broken
Ferry Sit Not on Thy Hands
Lest Loss of First Seed

Next Time Let Rose Score
Save it for Teams that Don't Suck
High Flyer Redbush

Vinsanity or
Bust; No Other Shall We Cast
Our Bright Gaze Upon

O Heavenly Dad
Heal Foot, Wrist, Tummy and
Beg Thee Make Great Haste

Thirty Three Percent
From Deep. Are You Serious?
Wally Get Out Now

 

[KingSimba]

 

[ChicagoCavFan]

If I was betting
I would guess this thread dies soon
Too bad lem_baccin

Taking a big dump
Therapeutic in a sense
Don't forget to wipe

 

[Randolphkeys]

Bull in China shop
Never give up on defense
crystal daggars fall

Uncooked spaghetti
you will still be one again
Marinara June

Delonte Simba
you can still play with a sock
You can't kill a G.

 

[The Oi]

Chocolate soldier
Redbushed mullato man-child
Fractured wrist can't stop

 

[The Oi]

Uncooked spaghetti
you will still be one again
Marinara June

What????

 

[Randolphkeys]

At first, one long strand
Suddenly seperate, fragile
at one on my plate

...Jigo, please help me stop talking in Haiku!!

 

[Cratylus]

Oh, Brother Redbush
Man of wit and massive heart
May you quickly heal

 

[The Oi]

At first, one long strand
Suddenly seperate, fragile
at one on my plate

...Jigo, please help me stop talking in Haiku!!

Are you eating spaghetti or something??? So many things...

 

[Chardon]

Haiku's are dumb
Just like this thread
I'm getting tired
so i may go to bed

I hope to wake up
For my dear beloved Cavs
Even though they
probably wont win

Everyone will panic
Please help us God
So we don't lose faith
For our beloved Cavs

Chardon 5:17

 

[lem_baccin]

Haiku's are dumb
Just like this thread
I'm getting tired
so i may go to bed

I hope to wake up
For my dear beloved Cavs
Even though they
probably wont win

Everyone will panic
Please help us God
So we don't lose faith
For our beloved Cavs

Chardon 5:17

Hey, the least you could have done is post your dis of this thread in an actual haiku format! Here I thought you were just being a contrarian with your first rhyming stanza, but then you lost me with your other ones

 

[Maximus]

Jigo f'd my mom
He will live to regret it
I will drown his dog

 

[Damage]

Mr. Potato Head
Boy, your glasses sure suck
Keep spitting in cup

 

[diversebeats]

Holy Diver
You've been down too long in the midnight sea
Oh what's becoming of me

Ride the tiger
You can see his stripes but you know he's clean
Oh don't you see what I mean

Gotta get away
Holy Diver

Shiny diamonds
Like the eyes of a cat in the black and blue
Something is coming for you

Race for the morning
You can hide in the sun 'till you see the light
Oh we will pray it's all right

Gotta get away-get away

Between the velvet lies
There's a truth that's hard as steel
The vision never dies
Life's a never ending wheel

Holy Diver
You're the star of the masquerade
No need to look so afraid

Jump on the tiger
You can feel his heart but you know he's mean
Some light can never be se

oh shit i forgot what a haiku was...

 

[The Oi]

Holy Diver
You've been down too long in the midnight sea
Oh what's becoming of me

Ride the tiger
You can see his stripes but you know he's clean
Oh don't you see what I mean

Gotta get away
Holy Diver

Shiny diamonds
Like the eyes of a cat in the black and blue
Something is coming for you

Race for the morning
You can hide in the sun 'till you see the light
Oh we will pray it's all right

Gotta get away-get away

Between the velvet lies
There's a truth that's hard as steel
The vision never dies
Life's a never ending wheel

Holy Diver
You're the star of the masquerade
No need to look so afraid

Jump on the tiger
You can feel his heart but you know he's mean
Some light can never be se

oh shit i forgot what a haiku was...