Hilarious Draft Summer by Bill Simmons

[cdt]

It's long but I encourage you to read the whole thing, gives the time and goings on during the draft with his hilarious cracks in between.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/060629

Funniest part in the entire article was this..

10:20 -- The Mavs take Maurice Ager at No. 28. He puts his head in his hands and starts sobbing hysterically as his entourage congratulates him. It's about time we had some emotion tonight, dammit. Ager walks up to the stage in a triple-breasted, oversized beige suit, goes to shake hands with Stern and immediately gets whistled for a foul on Dwyane Wade. :chuckles:

That about killed me bahaha

 

[Mac]

lololol

 

[Ourhouse]

7:38 Classic wide angle of everyone in Toronto's War Room applauding the pick. That didn't seem staged at all. No, really. That's followed by Bilas telling us, "He does not rebound, he does not post up, he is not physical. He needs to work on his body." You have to be fired up if you're a Raptors fan right now.


HAHAHAHAH

 

[Deadlock]

:chuckles: Gave me a good laugh

 

[Style]

The list of NBA teams that won an NBA title with a point guard who couldn't shoot looks like this:

1. (empty)
2. (empty)
3. (empty)

And yet today there's some clown over in the Cavs Talk forem trying to convince us that Snow is in fact a good starting PG for us.