Involved in a minor accident

[SixPACK]

It's sure to happen. If she hasn't thought about it already, she will when the ambulance chaser lawyers start flooding her mailbox with letters.

Not everyone is a fucking prick/money chaser.

Yeah, we would have to see what you actually signed. To just appear in court for the accident, or is it written out that you changed lanes and struck the hags vehicle.

You could always say when you looked in the side mirror to merge you saw her looking down as she was on a cell phone flickin her fava bean to bangbros, she must of had a twitch and quickly accelerated past your 3 car length of wiggle room.

 

[Walter White]

I wouldn't call your parents conception of you a minor accident, it was the worst mistake of their lives.

OOOH! GOT EEM!